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  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 9
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My name is Ethan, I'm 26, I'm in the TCU MBA program, and just accepted a sick job with a management consulting firm starting in July!

I'm a health & fitness enthusiast (I workout 10-11 hours/week and I eat a diet of "real" food, only. If the ingredient list is longer than a Haiku or contains unpronounceable ingredients, it's not food.) and an old soul; that is, my actual age belies my personal and professional maturity.

My sense of humor is best captured by my three favorite sitcoms: 30 Rock, Community, and Archer. I like to think of myself as 75% Jack Donaghy, 20% Jeff Winger, and 5% Archer. Interpret that as you will.

In general, I'm equal parts silly and serious as suits the moment.

I also hate summarizing myself, so just ask and get to know me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spent about 3 years as a central office admin in a charter district in San Antonio. I was a project manager and handled programs from federal funding to employee wellness to grants, & etc.

Last August, I started an MBA program at TCU with a concentration in supply chain management. In addition to being a full-time student, I am a writing/communications coach, a graduate research assistant, and a management consultant. I also worked for Mars Chocolate this past summer in their procurement group.

Starting in July, I'll be a management consulting with an international firm based in Chicago and I can't wait!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, talking, listening, writing, gloving (see my pictures), math, teaching & learning, debating & public speaking, being ridiculous, working, having fun, and living.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
About me, personally: That I'm intelligent, funny, and younger than they'd expect.

And physically: That I have dark, mysterious eyes that Esquire Magazine once called, "Piercing" in their annual "Best Eyes of Business" Issue; that I have hair as full and thick as a Bolshevik's; and that I wear vests, jewel tones, ties, paisley, and - in general - all fashionable clothing well. :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sooo many of each to list...

Books: The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Anything Sherlock Holmes, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, House of Leaves, Les Miserables, A Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, Crime and Punishment, Misery...

Movies: Inglorious Bastards, Inception, The Usual Suspects, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Repo!, Sean of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, There Will Be Blood, The Dark Knight, Pan's Labyrinth...

TV: 30 rock (possibly my favorite show ever), Community, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Frasier, Arrested Development, Archer, House, Sherlock (the BBC series), Doctor Who, Adventure Time, The Regular Show, Dexter, Weeds, Don't Trust the B in Apt. 23, House of Cards, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, The Office, Lost, 666 Park Avenue, The Borgias, Rome, Deadwood, The West Wing, House of Cards, Boss, Hannibal, The Tudors...

Music: Lady Gaga, Armin Van Buuren, Gareth Emery, Mt. Eden, Phaeleh, Netsky, ATB, Above & Beyond, Cosmic Gate, Pendulum, Wolfgang Gartner, Brookes Brothers, Stanton Warriors, Parov Stelar, Morgan Page, Dash Berlin, Ratatat, Placebo, Rammstein, Within Temptation, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Infected Mushroom, Damien Rice, Nightwish, Blaqk Audio, Jem, Marina & The Diamonds, Imogen Heap, Tydi, Nadia Ali, Terra Naomi, John O'Callaghan... and pretty much anything that isn't country.

Food: Things made from real food, not processed bullocks. Oh, and Scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, friends, music, laughter, knowledge, nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, life, the universe, and other silly things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a party or just hanging out with some close friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to be Jack Donaghy when I grow up.
You should message me if
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You're intelligent and mature enough to appreciate intelligence and maturity in a man.