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patheticvirgin

26 M Little River, SC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am a 26 year old pathetic fat loser virgin with the absolute lowest self esteem imaginable. This is your cue to keep movin'; this train's goin' nowhere...
What I’m doing with my life
I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you.

Absolutely nothing. I go to work. I go smoke lots of pot. I play video games or watch netflix and I sleep. Every day. What else could a friendless loser do?
I’m really good at
I know every-fucking-thing about the Harry Potter books. You will never win at trivia.

Standing outside whilst enjoying my bowl in the backyard at 4am, attempting to come to some sort of epiphany that could change my life around and make me want to be one of those happy people. I'll do this every night and come to the same conclusion:

I waste myself away in dreams.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Who's that hot guy behind the ugly fatass? Holy shit is he waddling? Omg he's walking this way. Pretend to text so we don't have to look anymore."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Loiter Squad, Trailer Park Boys, The Chapelle Show, 30 Rock, The Big Bang Theory, Star Trek TOS/TNG, Dexter's Laboratory.

Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Boards of Canada, Brand New, Coheed and Cambria, Andrew Bird, Feist, Geographer, Goldfinger, Iron & Wine, Jason Mraz, Funeral Diner, Circle Takes the Square, Neva Dinova, NoFX, Regina Spektor, Russian Circles, She & Him, Simon & Garfunkel, The Smiths, Straylight Run, Taking Back Sunday, Thievery Corporation, Venice is Sinking, Warpaint, Yaphet Kotto

My favorite movie is 500 Days of Summer.
The six things I could never do without
You could do without me, or just use me as the emotional tampon you don't want to disturb your boyfriend with so he doesn't know how crazy you actually are.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Have you ever lied to your father about going out on your birthday so you don't have to see the crushing disappointment in his eyes when you usually say you're doing nothing? Then drive around for hours from gas station to any late night fast food joint trying to fill up time listening to Harry Potter audiobooks? You pass bar after bar seeing happy people enjoying their night in groups. To finally return home when you think he's gone up to bed?

"Stu, what are you doing?"
"Making chocolate pudding."
"Its 4 o' clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"

Because I've lost control of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading a forum post about people that go out and have fun with friends and girls while I mindlessly scroll down. Further, and further down. Smoking juuust enough to not remember that day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think I hate myself enough to change anything significant. Where's rock bottom?

Oh... and I live with my parents. At 26 years old.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you give up on me messaging you first. My ego can't take much more.

oh and you like small cocks.