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patmacs

31 M Long Island City, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
When I go to parties, I call them patarties.

Otherwise, I drink whiskey and rant about science, the future and what Steve Buscemi may or not be doing at any given point of time.

I am a news guy. I read a lot of things. I'm anti-war and pro-love. I draw, paint, sculpt and program computery things. I teach people whatever they want to know, if I know it. And sometimes when I don't.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to build robots and paint.
And maybe paint robots.

I program websites during the day, and I hang around my neighborhood at night.

I have about a dozen side projects that never get completed; But in doing so, I'm constantly learning new things. Thats exactly how I can justify them as "successful" projects.
I’m really good at
completing sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear a compas on one wrist and a watch on the other. I call them "The where and the when". And I use them all the time while navigating around the city. But I still get lost somehow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
Anything thats thoughtful or politically aware. Mostly 70's revolution rock.

Movies:
Fresh tomatoes mostly. But I like bad action movies sometimes or absolutely laughable B movies.

TV:
I love futurama, breaking bad, twilight zone and things like wkuk or kroll show.

Books:
I read a lot of books about learning new things. They range from politics, history or science. Not much fiction actually. I'm trying to read a few of them, but newspapers dominate my kindle
The six things I could never do without
I could do without a lot of things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would happen if a werewolf somehow bit a live shark?
Can sharks become werewolves?

So, wait. Would the shark just grow long hair then? Or would it develop more teeth?

Sharks have enough teeth. They don't need more.
Godamnit this is crazy talk.

I'm not even sure that sharks can see a full moon at their depth. What did that nature documentary say about it? Maybe they can.

But sharks are already the werewolves of the sea. Their behavior wouldn't change any. Also, they can't possibly have any more teeth. Theres already hundreds or something.

So, a wereshark would just become fuzzy.

I'm comfortable with that answer.

It'll be like some sort of bearshark.
Godamnit. Thats a scary thought.

I wonder if there are any youtube videos of bears fighting sharks. Oh good. There are.

I'll have to cancel brunch.
This is important.
On a typical Friday night I am
Patartying someplace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I forgot my birthday one year. Legitimately.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you have a fine tuned sense of humor coupled with an authentic and self-established opinion about whatever-the-hell. Essentially, a free thinker that likes to converse about important topics as well as nonsense. Complete and utter nonsense.