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patrick_eamon

31 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As OkCupid may have already told you, I am a man; I'm 31; I live in San Francisco. What they didn't have the good mind to mention is that I have two arms, two legs, a full set of teeth, full head of hair, three nipples and a fully functioning adult human brain. I'm gainfully employed, own a car (it's a '99 so you know it was well made), and pay my rent on time (usually).

Wait, what day is it today? Is today Thursday? Holy shit, it's already Thursday?

Sorry. I got distracted. Where were we? Oh yeah, fully functioning human brain. Hope you're into that sort of thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching people to do fundamental life-thingies, and trying to not fuck it all (the teaching and/or the life-thingies) up in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jokes. Lifting heavy things. Brevity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What I think people notice:
1) Kind eyes.
2) Robust behind.
3) Great hair.

What people probably notice:
1) I'm probably talking to myself.
2) I probably have a coffee stain on my t-shirt.
3) I'm thinking way too hard about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LG12nJqfHc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhZdune_5Q

Movies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIdGxR-aU6o

Books: I enjoy novels about tall ships.

Shows: 60 Minutes, Jeopardy, The Simpsons (The FXX Simpsons marathon nearly ruined my life).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a bullshit question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The marvel of human existence and my Olympic-style weightlifting technique.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dunno. Drinkin'? Probably drinkin'. Either on my couch with the TV on or across the street at the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own pink Lulemon underwear
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're feeling saucy.