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patrick_eamon

31 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Human. Mission resident. Not a douche.

**DISCLOSURE (not the musicians, though they're fuckin' great): I'm not looking for anything serious as my brain is at about 90% workload at the moment. I'm not against meeting someone special, but don't have the current desire to do so. Still taking applications for fun people who like to hang out and drunken make-out partners on the weekends, and anything in between. Please apply within.

Second, it occurs to me that a lot of folks on here "like" other people to get their attention, but I don't have A-list (anymore) so I likely won't every know this. So if you're gonna "holler", then actually holler.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching people to lift heavy things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jokes. Lifting heavy things. Brevity.
The first things people usually notice about me
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What I think people notice:
1) Kind eyes.
2) Robust behind.
3) Great hair.

What people probably notice:
1) I'm probably talking to myself.
2) I spilled coffee on my t-shirt.
3) I'm thinking way too hard about something very simple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a bullshit question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The marvel of human existence. Space. My Olympic-style weightlifting technique. Where's my phone?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dunno. Drinkin'? Probably drinkin'. Either on my couch with the TV on or across the street at the bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have lululemon tights. And they. Are. Fantastic.
You should message me if
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You're feeling saucy.