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26 M Pittsburgh, PA

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Working on Ph.D program
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Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I can say, "I am a chocolate pencil," in 7 languages.

I smirk more than I smile.

I laugh at my own jokes a lot, but I do it before I even start them.

I usually sneeze twice.

I hang dry my clothing.

I'm a scientist and a feminist.

I sometimes find myself approaching conversations in a way that can be construed as confrontational, though that's (usually :P) not my intent. If I strike you that way, I would say I'm just trying to get at what makes you tick.
What I’m doing with my life
Dicking around as a graduate student, pretending to be busy.
I’m really good at
Forgetting to get milk after I finish the last of it.

Generalizing statements to the point of absurdity.
The first things people usually notice about me
First is probably that I exist. Next is probably that I'm a human being. Eventually people realize that I find it very amusing to be pedantic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A few books I like: Neuromancer, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Yiddish Policemen's Union, The Book of the New Sun, The Left Hand of Darkness
A few authors I like: Vonnegut, Chabon, Lovecraft, Kafka, Ursula K. Le Guin
Last book I finished: All the Pretty Horses
Currently reading: Moby Dick

A few movies I like: Let the Right One In, Pan's Labyrinth, Michael Clayton, The Raid
A few directors I like: Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Miyazaki
Last movie I watched: Frozen

TV: Invader Zim, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Wire, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Boardwalk Empire, Arrested Development, Justified, Sherlock, Cowboy Bebop, Archer, True Detective
Currently watching: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Season 4), Girls (Season 1)

Music: In general, I will say that I've mostly listened to the electronic portion of my library over the last couple of years. I like various other types of music (and will gladly listen to them if they are being played), but I simply don't actively choose to listen to them very often anymore.

Some of my favorite songs:
Autechre - Second Scepe
MØ - Waste of Time
Caravan Palace - Clash
Andy Stott - Cherry Eye

My latest album obsession: Emancipator - Soon It Will Be Cold Enough

This song was made with a Gameboy, which I think is awesome. There is, unfortunately, not enough chiptunes like this.

Food: I like all sorts of food, and am willing to try most anything as long as it's not too out there. I go out to eat quite a bit - probably more than I should. I will more than gladly take and give recommendations for restaurants to try!
The six things I could never do without
Good beer
Alone time
Good food
More Coffee
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never had a driver's license.

More seriously, I opt to not put things that are too revealing out in public, but if there are things you would like to know about me, please feel free to ask. I'll answer pretty much anything (at least, as best I can) unless I think you're being disingenuous or don't think we're compatible.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You are at least a little bit weird. If you don't drink coffee, that might be too weird, though.

- You're interested in learning about science (physics, mostly) and/or teaching a scientist about the things you do.

- You're interested in exploring art/media with a plebeian, especially outside the scope of popular culture, or (again) if you're willing to teach.

- I feel like I have to say this, though it should go without saying: if our match percentage isn't above 70%, there's probably a reason. Maybe try finding someone you're more compatible with? Or if you think our match percentage isn't accurate, give me something more to go on than, "Hello." Actually, give me something more than that no matter our match percentage.