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patrioticjesus

29 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm the silly guy you want to hang out with to forget about your boring problems for a while. The drama that is my life will make you laugh and feel better about your own real-life issues. You'll become addicted to this and you'll want to hear more all the time.

If there is a movie made of my life, you will definitely cry at the end when I drown while saving a boy and his puppy from a burning houseboat in the middle of Lake Michigan. Don't worry, the first 90 minutes or so are hilarious.

I accept the following labels, et al: liberal, feminist, gay-friendly, stoner, music snob, film nerd, drummer, overdramatic, dog lover, cat lover, insatiable.

Also, I don't really use this to meet people anymore. It's just fun to answer stupid questions when I'm bored. Maybe if you're rad, though.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making music
Doing posters for something
Hanging in bars
Talking to girls
Walking around
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Changing the music at a party
Jaywalking (the best jaywalker in Capitol Hill)
Daydreaming
Procrastinating
Rolling joints
Wasting time on the internet (like right now)
Walking home
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell like weed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Right now:

I had a print subscription to The Onion for all of 2008, and I think I still have all of them. So I've been going through those. I'm so busy I can only read periodicals.

My favorite films of 2013: Her, Nebraska, Frances Ha, The Act of Killing, The Place Beyond the Pines

My favorite films, ever: Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Dazed and Confused, Hoop Dreams, Wet Hot American Summer, Breaking Away

Super bored with television. But I love Broad City.

I like my band and the bands we play with and go to see and the songs that people sing at karaoke.

And I love sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex
Social interaction
A sense of humor
My band
Late nights
Pot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My band
Bad jokes
Drugs
Girls
Death
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Standing around
Letting girls pick me up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on Grindr and Lulu.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I'm attractive
You want someone to party with
You're okay with a poly dude