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29 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the silly guy you want to hang out with to forget about your boring problems for a while. The drama that is my life will make you laugh and feel better about your own real-life issues. You'll become addicted to this and you'll want to hear more all the time.

If there is a movie made of my life, you will definitely cry at the end when I drown while saving a boy and his puppy from a burning houseboat in the middle of Lake Michigan. Don't worry, the first 90 minutes or so are hilarious.

I accept the following labels, et al: liberal, feminist, gay-friendly, stoner, music snob, film nerd, drummer, overdramatic, dog lover, cat lover, insatiable.

Also, I don't really use this to meet people anymore. It's just fun to answer stupid questions when I'm bored. Maybe if you're rad, though.
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking in restaurants
Making music
Doing posters for something
Hanging in bars
Talking to girls
Walking around
I’m really good at
Changing the music at a party
Jaywalking (the best jaywalker in Capitol Hill)
Rolling joints
Wasting time on the internet (like right now)
Walking home
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Right now:

I had a print subscription to The Onion for all of 2008, and I think I still have all of them. So I've been going through those. I'm so busy I can only read periodicals.

My favorite films of 2013: Her, Nebraska, Frances Ha, The Act of Killing, The Place Beyond the Pines

My favorite films, ever: Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Dazed and Confused, Hoop Dreams, Wet Hot American Summer, Breaking Away

Super bored with television. But I love Broad City.

I like my band and the bands we play with and go to see and the songs that people sing at karaoke.

And I love sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Social interaction
A sense of humor
My band
Late nights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My incredible number of failed artistic endeavors
Paying my rent
Booking shows
Girls (not the show)
Bad jokes
The bands on my "yet-to-see" list
Girls (still not the show)
Whatever I'm trying to write
Death (not the band)
On a typical Friday night I am
Standing around
Letting girls pick me up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm sex-pos and body-pos. As a result, every move I make is in the interest of having sex. I'm pretty straightforward about this.

Also, being into sex does not mean that I'm not into girls as human beings. I like to hang out and have fun and do stuff, too. I just really like it when it ends with sex.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think I'm attractive
You don't want a boyfriend
You know all the words to Janet Jackson's "Escapade"
You're not serious
You wear skirts a lot
You love sex
You've read all of Preacher
You occasionally like to stay in bed all day
You're "420-friendly"
You understand that I'm pretty much the greatest, and also the worst