If there is a movie made of my life, you will definitely cry at the end when I drown while saving a boy and his puppy from a burning houseboat in the middle of Lake Michigan. Don't worry, the first 90 minutes or so are hilarious.
I accept the following labels, et al: liberal, feminist, gay-friendly, stoner, music snob, film nerd, drummer, overdramatic, dog lover, cat lover, insatiable.
Also, I don't really use this to meet people anymore. It's just fun to answer stupid questions when I'm bored. Maybe if you're rad, though.