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patrioticjesus

30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I accept the following labels, et al: liberal, feminist, gay-friendly, stoner, music snob, film nerd, drummer, overdramatic, dog lover, cat lover, insatiable.

And I really just don't give a fuck.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drumming, drawing, drinking, drugs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Changing the music at a party
Jaywalking (the best jaywalker in Capitol Hill)
Daydreaming
Procrastinating
Rolling joints
Wasting time on the internet (like right now)
Walking home
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell like weed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mostly just really like music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex
Social interaction
A sense of humor
My band
Late nights
Pot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My band
Bad jokes
Drugs
Girls
Death
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Standing around
Letting girls pick me up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on Grindr and Lulu.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I'm attractive
You want someone to party with
You're okay with a poly dude