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patronpm

28 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll just put down some facts that do nothing to really define me (even if they are true), and you get to be like Tom Hanks' character in that movie based on that book I never read and decipher the real me. Here goes:

I wear shorts year-round, in all weather.

I found that the word Apatheist describes me very well.

I have a degree (from a school ranked 248 out of 256 liberal arts schools) in philosophy and religious studies (you're not surprised.)

I love parentheses (again you don't seem shocked)

I try to find humor in all things, this has in the past gotten me in trouble, but I just think that's funny.

I have a blue-eyed border collie named Lady that is my life.

So... yeah... that's a lot of "I" statements. Did you crack the code? There's not really a code.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After building robots, then counseling their relationships with their human owners, and finally taking them into the wild and training them, I grew weary of the robot business.

I left to ride my bicycle across the country by myself, which was the best and worst decision of my life.

I now work for a modular magnetic electronics company (who's ads you may have seen on the subway) and I affectionately think of as robot DNA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Almost anything I put my mind to, but I can't say I'm great at anything. Jack of all trades, master of none (people tend to forget the second half of that saying.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a big smile, I laugh all the time and I'm loud... so loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Watership Down, Kafka on the Shore, The Stranger, Invitation to a Beheading, Brave New World, The Little Prince.

(Comic) Books: The Walking Dead, Preacher, The Boys, Y: the Last Man, and an assortment of Batman comics.

Movies: Big Fish, Jurassic Park, Children of Men, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun of the Dead.

Shows: Futurama, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Quantum Leap, Parenthood, Summer Heights High, Extras, Being Human (British version), South Park, Terriers, Louie, Red Dwarf, Black Mirror.

Music: Pink Floyd, Sia, Calvin Harris, Against Me!, Presidents of the United States, Junior Senior, Weird Al, Ween, Pixies.

Food: I have a gutter pallet and I love mexican food and pizza. I've more recently been on the biggest ramen kick of my (or anyone's) life.

I know there are more, these are just off the top of my head and I feel like represent the breadth of my tastes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
EVERYTHING.

I just spend a lot of time thinking.

By the way, don't you hate that "a lot" is two words? Feel like we've all been lied to or something. We don't say it like it's two words.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably out at a bar with my friends (even though I don't drink, bars are some of my favorite places) or at an apartment party, or maybe just hanging in and watching something with my roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name is Patrick, I'm tired of forgetting to introduce myself in messages.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want someone to talk to.
you want to ride bikes.
you feel like having a good debate (pick a topic, you can even pick which side I'm on.)
you want to have deep conversations about heavy subjects.
you think that we would get along.
you cracked the code (no but seriously there isn't one)

If I messaged you first, even if you're not interested, a polite decline is nice (even a not so polite decline normally makes for a funny story later).

I think my entire profile could be summarized as: ENTP seeks INFJ