I wear shorts year-round, in all weather.
I found that the word Apatheist describes me very well.
I have a degree (from a school ranked 248 out of 256 liberal arts schools) in philosophy and religious studies (you're not surprised.)
I love parentheses (again you don't seem shocked)
I try to find humor in all things, this has in the past gotten me in trouble, but I just think that's funny.
I have a blue-eyed border collie named Lady that is my life.
So... yeah... that's a lot of "I" statements. Did you crack the code? There's not really a code.