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28 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:28pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll just put down some facts that do nothing to really define me (even if they are true), and you get to be like Tom Hanks' character in that movie based on that book I never read and decipher the real me. Here goes:


I wear shorts year-round, in all weather.

I found that the word Apatheist describes me very well.

I always try to be a good person, but I may also have a small hero's complex.

I have a degree (from a school ranked 248 out of 256 liberal arts schools) in philosophy and religious studies (you're not surprised.)

I love parentheses (again you don't seem shocked)

I try to find humor in all things, this has in the past gotten me in trouble, and people tend to accuse me of being morbid, inappropriate and delusional, but I just think that's funny.

I have a blue-eyed border collie named Lady that is my life.

So... yeah... that's a lot of "I" statements. Did you crack the code? There's not really a code.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a job building robots, and hoping oneday to be working for myself in a creative capacity.

UPDATE: I now work as a relationship counselor for the robots I used to build. It's difficult because robots cannot love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Almost anything I put my mind to, but I can't say I'm great at anything. Jack of all trades, master of none (people tend to forget the second half of that saying.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a big smile, I laugh all the time and I'm loud... so loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Watership Down, Kafka on the Shore, The Stranger, Invitation to a Beheading, Brave New World, The Little Prince.

(Comic) Books: The Walking Dead, Preacher, The Boys, Y: the Last Man, and an assortment of Batman comics.

Movies: Big Fish, Jurassic Park, Children of Men, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun of the Dead.

Shows: Futurama, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Regular Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Quantum Leap, Parenthood, Summer Heights High, Extras, Being Human (British version), South Park, The League, Terriers, Louie.

Music: Pink Floyd, Sia, Calvin Harris, Against Me!, Presidents of the United States, Junior Senior, Weird Al, Ween, Pixies.

Food: I have a gutter pallet and I love mexican food and pizza.

I know there are more, these are just off the top of my head and I feel like represent the breadth of my tastes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

I just spend a lot of time thinking.

By the way, don't you hate that "a lot" is two words? Feel like we've all been lied to or something. We don't say it like it's two words.

Lately I've been spending a lot of time thinking about how excited I am to apply for a one way trip to Mars in ten years (and yes I'm 100% serious)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably out at a bar with my friends (even though I don't drink, bars are some of my favorite places) or at an apartment party, or maybe just hanging in and watching something with my roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name is Patrick, I'm tired of forgetting to introduce myself in messages.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want someone to talk to.
you want to ride bikes.
you feel like having a good debate (pick a topic, you can even pick which side I'm on.)
you want to have deep conversations about heavy subjects.
you think that we would get along.
you cracked the code (no but seriously there isn't one)