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29 F Somerville, MA

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Last Online
Today – 7:22am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First: Yes my username is horrible, it was an error (long story) and now I can't fix it, damn you OKC! And no, my name is not Patty.

Some things about me:
1. I like to keep company with people who are happy with their lives and know how to have a good time.
2. I work a lot.
3. I'm sarcastic and quote a lot of movies.
4. I'm very honest, and have been described as blunt and/or direct.
5. Family is really important to me.
6. I was a college athlete and am generally a competitive person. (I once cheated at a Monopoly game to ensure that I didn't lose to two five yr olds)
7. I love to dance.
8. I'm a Red Sox, Bruins, and Pats fan. I don't think it gets much better than Sunday night football with good food, friends and beer.
9. Although I was born and raised in NE, I've only been skiing once, and I was a natural- true story. I'd love to go again with someone who knows what they are doing.
10. I like to cook for people, although I'm not that great. It would be nice to have someone around who could teach me a few things!

I'm looking for someone motivated and intelligent with a great sense of humor. I'm tired of games and one night stands and am looking for a man who is quietly confident, who likes to be active, someone who would enjoy staying in cooking together as much as going out. Exercise is part of my daily routine. I lift and do cardio and being strong and fit is important to me. I workout because I like to, so I am looking for someone who also enjoys exercising, or who at least likes to be active.

If we connect lets meet up and do something! I'm not too interested in emailing back and forth, you will never know if you have chemistry until you meet. So lets go do something fun, explore the city, go for a walk, enjoy a beer together...extra points if going to the paint bar sounds appealing.
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard to get to where I want to be, but it's all about the journey, right?
I’m really good at
Teaching and coaching
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, probably that I'm short and blonde
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love non fiction and historical novels
Some of my Favs:
1000 Splendid Suns
Journey into the Whirlwind
Huckleberry Finn
Crime and Punishment

I frequently speak in movie lines and like all genres (except horror) Some of my favs:
The Princess Bride
The Constant Gardener
Ice Age
A League of Their Own
Some like it Hot
Life is Beautiful
She's the Man
Forrest Gump
Wedding Crashers

Chicago Fire
The Big Bang Theory
Pawn Stars (so great)
Law and Order SVU
Colbert Report
Daily Show

I Grew up listening to golden oldies (thanks dad) but like to break it down to hip hop and pop, and sing in my car to Jason Mraz and John Mayer.
The six things I could never do without
1. Family- I have 4 sisters and they are all different and amazing, my mother is a saint, but I'm a total Daddy's girl.
2. My car
3. Food
4. My adorable kitties, Patty and BYNG.
5. Regular exercise
6. Close Friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working, but on the rare occasion that I'm not, I could be at home relaxing or going hard at 90s night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Humm well I don't know about private but I have an embarrassing story I am willing to share...
I once drugged myself with an ambien (by accident) and passed out in the middle of teaching a 5th grade history class. I like to think of this moment as the climax of my professional career thus far.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
1. You are funny
2. You have goals/ambitions
3. You are active
4. You are not looking to cheat on your wife or girlfriend