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pattymayonaisse

22 F Mount Sinai, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there.

I love longboarding, but had an accident a couple months ago (if you ask nice, I'll show you the gruesome picture:]). Haven't gotten on a board since.
I read. A lot.
I like to hoop (yes, like hula)!
I'm really sarcastic. Some people don't think it's funny. That's okay.
I have three tattoos. Love 'em.
I've been told I'm "quick witted." So, I have fast brainses.
I make a lot of lame jokes.
I like being outside.
I'm really good with kids, to the point where it scares me because ewmaybein10years.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Had some nasty incidents when I was away in Albany, so I'm taking some time off from school to work. I'll be a senior in January.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling. I have my Master's in it :]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Normally my left arm, tattooed and easily visible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I'll give anything a chance, my current addiction is Stephen King.

Movies - Anything Disney (Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast...), District Nine, Dead Poet's Society, Angels and Demons, Saw, Final Destination...

Shows - Walking Dead! That 70's Show, anything from 90s Nick (Doug, Hey Arnold, Ahh! Real Monsters...ya get it), Fresh Prince of Belair, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama, King of the Hill, American Dad.

Music - Green Day, Rise Against, Blink 182, Avenged Sevenfold, Bright Eyes, Three Days Grace, Bayside, Linkin Park, Escape the Fate, The Beatles, A Day To Remember Bullet for my Valentine, All Time Low, Valencia, Hey Monday, Paramore, Papa Roach, The Killers, Panic at the Disco, Daphne Loves Derby...I have a pretty diverse taste.

Food - Pastapastapasta. And grilled cheese. And soup.
And burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stuff. Things. Items. Articles. Concepts. Objects.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, Mr. Owl?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, at a bar, or cuddling with my pups and watching a movie!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really Patty Mayonnaise =/
You should message me if
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you'll say more than "haii wuzzup cuti3pi3"