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patwhatever

26 / M / Straight / Single

Baltimore, Maryland

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am recidivous, ironic, and acerbic.

My Self-Summary

I try to live my life in a fusion of post-industrial and post-punk drunkish haze. I don't really fit in anywhere and pretty much try to carve a niche into whatever I do. Don't really care what people think of me unless it's negative. If it's negative then I act out of spite.

I also studied way too much Russian language and culture, and yet still don't know that much about either.

Я не люблю себя, когда я трушу,
Обидно мне, когда невинных бьют,
Я не люблю, когда мне лезут в душу,
Тем более, когда в нее плюют.

What I’m doing with my life

Killing time.

I’m really good at

I have great beginner's luck.

The first things people usually notice about me

Everything I touch dies.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Fahrenheit 451, Crime and Punishment, Notes from the Underground, Aleksandr Pushkin, Marcel Proust, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Samuel Beckett, James Joyce, Albert Camus, text books, Master and Margarita, russian text, Avant-garde comics, Brian Chippendale.

Movies: The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dr. Strangelove, Der Müde Tod, A Face in the Crowd, All Quiet on the Western Front, Cool Hand Luke, Akira Kurosawa movies, Der Untergang, Stranger Than Paradise, Army of Shadows, Murder by Death, Monanieba, La Strada, Brazil.

Music: Vladimir Vysotsky, Rocket From the Tombs, Parliament, Sam Cooke, International Harvester, The Clean, The Only Ones, Flipper, Killing Joke, Shostakovich, Big Black, Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band, Pere Ubu, Unrest, Television, High Rise, Van Dyke Parks, The Red Crayola, Bastro, Skeleton Crew, Akira S & es Garotas que Erraram, Fellini, Vzyadoq Moe, Ariel Pink, Black Pus, The Chameleons, Polvo, Tuxedomoon, Teenage Jesus & the Jerks, Kevin Ayers, DNA, Can.

Food: Pad Thai, Stuffed Tomatoes Provencale, Baked Penne, Banana Bread, Berger cookies.

The six things I could never do without

1. Sin
2. Alcohol
3. Guns
4. Victim mentality
5. Denouement
6. Compliments

I spend a lot of time thinking about

cultural anthropophagy, nicomachean ethics, Sao Paolo, experimental art, Riemann's zeta function, circuits, music theory

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm gonna save a bunch of money, break off all contact with family and friends, and disappear in some distant country.

You should message me if

you want to fit in.