I would describe myself as a spunky young go-getter with a head for books who won't hesitate to give you what-for! But that would be weird. So i won't do that.

Instead I'll say that I never wear matching socks, that I have a fairly impressive collection of cheap ,garish costume jewelry as well as a consortium of over-sized, irregular boxers. I believe tortoises are the most underrated pets. I have oddly dexterous toes that i just know will get me out of some near-impossible jam someday (maybe something involving a mountain lion and a mysterious jewel-thief). I read quite a bit. I sleep never. And I love obscure words, phrases, or etymological facts.
If any of this piques your interest then you probably don't have a lot going on right now. Which is good! Send me a message and maybe we can be awkward and boring together sometime.

Working. Schooling. Eating. Breathing. Procrastinating. The Dirty Dancing Work-Out video.

Collecting unnecessary things.

... my left shoulder blade? I guess it's pretty striking.

!BOOKS! White Noise: Don Delilo, Persuasion: Jane Austen, Madame Bovary [&] Sentimental Education: Gustave Flaubert, Tess of The D'urbervilles: Thomas Hardy, Portrait of The Artist As A Young Man: James Joyce, Giovanni's Room: James Baldwin, My Antonia: Willa Cather, The Gastronomical Me: MFK Fisher,The Trial: Franz Kafka, Life In The Iron Mills:Rebecca Harding Davis, Save Me The Waltz: Zelda Fitzgerald, The Stranger: Albert Camus, Cat's Cradle: Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Notes From The Underground: Fyodor Dostoevsky, Naked:David Sedaris, Letters To A Young Poet: Rainer Maria Rilke, Cancer Journals: Audre Lorde, Waiting For Godot: Samuel Beckett,The Battle Of The Books: Jonathan Swift, Candide: Voltaire

!MUSIC! The Cure, The Mountain Goats, Belle and Sebastian, La Lupe, David Bowie, Broadcast, The Jam, The Clash, Wire, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Dinosaur Jr., Sebadoh, Sonic Youth, The Boy Least Likely To, T.I., Love Is All, Regina Spektor, Blonde Redhead, Elvis Costello, Heatmiser, Elliott Smith (brevity is not my forte, but i'm trying)

!MOVIES! Philadelphia Story, Bringing Up Baby, Bombshell, Camille, Ninotchka, Grand Hotel, The Women, Jezebel, Pretty In Pink, Of Human Bondage, The Great Dictator, By Hook Or By Crook, Grey Gardens ...

Paskesz Ultra-Thin Rice Cakes. My snuggy. My sense of child-like wonder. Post-It Highlighters. Project Gutenberg, How I Met Your Mother

What it would be like to go laser tagging with T.I. and John Stuart Mill.

Out attempting to reclaim my youth but secretly wishing to be in bed watching Golden Girls reruns.

Sometimes, when I'm alone I like to get naked and do the truffle shuffle.

You are not a sociopath.