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41 M Birmingham, AL

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30, 2007
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Trying to quit
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Paul D. Crittenden, super-genius. (see, that's a joke - the coyote never got the roadrunner... get it?)

I'm just this guy, right?

I like stories, whether they be in books or movies or television or around a campfire or whatever. And I like to analyze those stories and deconstruct them into their smallest little bits to see what makes them whatever they are. Oh, and I like to write stories also. I suppose I'm a lit dork.

Music is also very important to me. I can't stand most of what passes for top-40 pop these days. I enjoy the journey of finding bands for myself instead of letting MTV or the radio find them for me. Most of what I'm into could be considered indie I suppose, but I don't really think much about the label. If it's good I'll listen to it.

I'm on myspace at

I'm a sucker for girls who are smarter than me, especially if they can suggest a good book that I've never read or a good movie I haven't seen or a band I haven't heard.

I am well-read, cautiouslyoptimistic, and compassionate
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in collections for a wireless phone company. And trying my best not to be evil.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, deconstructing fiction, writing, telling folks why a movie sucked, trivial pursuit
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes? I don't know... That I'm well-spoken probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a) Catcher in the Rye (everybody says that), Dubliners, short stories of Raymond Carver, Pale Fire, The Sheltering Sky, Motherless Brooklyn (Jonathan Lethem), The New York Trilogy (Paul Auster), The Moviegoer, Confederacy of Dunces (b) Annie Hall, Adaptation, Amelie, Breathless, Band of Outsiders, Last Year at Marienbad, Jules and Jim (really all of the French New Wave), Persona, Mulholland Dr. (and all movies of David Lynch), The Big Lebowski (and all Coen Brothers' flicks) (c) The Beatles, The Velvet Underground, The Rolling Stones, Wilco, Daft Punk, Miles Davis, Spritualized, The Flaming Lips, The Polyphonic Spree, Fiery Furnaces, Frank Zappa, The Apples in Stereo (all of the Elephant 6 Collective really - how hipster of me), The Band, Phish, Tortoise, Drive-By Truckers, The Secret Machines, Boards of Canada, Sufjan Stevens, The New Pornographers, Arcade Fire My Bloody Valentine (d) pizza, beef tips and rice, key lime pie, jolly ranchers, twizzlers (I contemplated getting my two chef friends to write this part for me, but screw it - I'm going with truthiness.)

Where do I fit adult swim into this?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, movies, books, friends, Flynn, food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
left-wing politics, how I should be writing the great American novel, the nature of the universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends, checking out a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Privacy is so 20th Century.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–68
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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If you have a decidedly post-modern viewpoint on life. If you're into different levels of reality and meta-narratives and blahblahblah. Or if you need a spanking. Oh, and I also like to just shoot the shit. And talking dirty.