The way I usually describe myself is that I'm a strange mix of redneck and sophisticate or that I'm just a guy.
I'm exciting. I've walked on the dark side of life without becoming dark myself. I can tell you a thousand stories about trouble my friends and I have gotten into. I like trying exotic foods. At any restaurant I haven't been to I'm likely to try the strangest thing on the menu.
I'm boring. I just try to live everyday without making anyone angry. Most days I just work and come home. Recently, I've been drinking a lot of black coffee and eating a lot of white toast with butter. Once I find something I really like at a restaurant I tend to eat the same thing everytime I go there.
I'm abnormal. I let my seven year old son watch things like Family Guy because I believe letting a child push the boundaries of what they should be doing lets a child push the boundaries of their intellect. I am mostly liberal politically except for on the issues of abortion and gun control and then I'm more like a Christian Conservative which I am far from being.
I'm normal. I teach my son to hunt and play sports. I'm not really politically active at all except for when I remember to vote.
I read almost anything.
I want to hunt almost anything.
I like fine wine and gourmet food. I like Stag and barbecue.
I love Taritino movies.
I'm amused by rom coms.
I talk about movies a lot.
I don't watch many.
I love to travel when I have the money. I've been to Alaska.
My best trips have been camping and hiking not far from home.
I am Walt Whitman except I'm not bisexual. (or just gay, they can never seem to decide with him) I'm not as good of a poet either; or really I'm not a poet at all but I try every once in a while. I'd say you get bonus points if you know why I mentioned Walt Whitman but I don't give out points because I don't know why I'd be keeping score
There I've managed to tell you a lot about myself without really telling you anything about myself. Isn't that the point of these things?
Oh, and I'm really proud of my beard.