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25 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Occasionally found swimming in Aquatic Park. Enjoys putting googly eyes on inanimate objects. Also fairly competitive at Jenga.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recording one second each day of it, starting a few months ago.

Keeping busy at my day job. I work on technology to help make Internet access ubiquitous and financially sustainable. Spending evenings and weekends trying to escape the tech scene.

Common themes:
Lazing around in Dolores Park with friends and a beer (or three)
Whatever crazy street festival San Francisco is holding that weekend
Hosting barbecues
Binge-watching Netflix
Being terrible at tennis but loving it anyways.

Also I live with two pretty cool housemates in the Mission, and we've agreed that I get a referral fee if you end up dating one of them :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swimming -- not crazy-competitively, but it's my primary form of exercise. Open water swimming is pretty cool. Check it out: I've swum Lake Washington, Alcatraz, Santa Cruz Pier, and the Golden Gate Bridge. Hopefully more to come! Sundays at 9am, Aquatic Park. Join me!!

Pretending I know how to use my housemate's DJ equipment.


Getting distracted by tracing wires, pipes, and other pieces of infrastructure as I walk. It's OK, you can point and judge. I'm used to it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I gesture a lot when I get excited talking about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Guilty of the occasional (regular?) Netflix binge. House of Cards, Archer, How I Met Your Mother, Orange is the New Black, HOUSE (scheduled classes around it in college), New Girl, Archer (again), 30 Rock, SpongeBob SquarePants, House Hunters, House Hunters International (NOT THE SAME THING).

Surprisingly not much of a fiction reader. Still trying to figure this one out.

Notoriously picky eater, but I'm getting better. **BREAKING NEWS** Lettuce has just been added to the list of approved vegetables. Take-out preferences include Mexican, Thai, and Indian. A few places remember my name and order; not sure how I feel about that.

Musical tastes are all over the map. Pandora in the kitchen at home plays primarily upbeat 90s music. At work it's typically some form of electronica -- Trance, Liquid DnB, and related subgenres. Every now and then I'll blast Eminem and reminisce about Michigan (unsubstantiated rumor is that he briefly lived in my childhood neighborhood). Country makes an appearance from time to time. There is a 5 beer minimum to hear me belt out Wrecking Ball at a karaoke night.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick. I keep it stocked everywhere. I can't go more than an hour without it. We all have our vices...

Chocolate milk.

Google Maps -- I get lost in parking lots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What that awesome smelling pink soap in some restaurant bathrooms is, and how to acquire it for my house. Ask me -- I've spent more time on this endeavor than could possibly be considered healthy.

Gentrification. This is the first time I've been part of a demographic which is directly targeted by an active local political movement, and I'm spending a lot of time researching the issue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing something involving Netflix, beer, food trucks, laundry, barbecue, relaxing with housemates, exploring, comedy, weekend excursions, or pizza.

Probably not clubbing/dancing or anything swanky/fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My "famous" pancake recipe is actually just the first Google search result, with extra butter.

Also, I can recite every word to Weird Al's "Albuquerque".
You should message me if
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Writing free-form essays about your life on OkCupid is as comically stressful for you as it is for me.

You value wit, humor (self-deprecating or otherwise), and open-mindedness, yet you still have well-informed opinions of your own.

You are an engineer on the Golden Gate Bridge and can sneak me up to the top of one of the towers.

You think you can beat me at Jenga.