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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Sep 22
Relationship Type
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Michigan-->Seattle-->SF. I enjoy swimming in Aquatic Park and putting googly eyes on inanimate objects.

It might not work out if you're really into professional sports or religion, or if you're the one putting all those "die techie scum" stickers outside my house.

But really if you're that last person, can we please talk? :(

Here's a typical day in my life on OKC:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recording one second each day of it. Here's 2014:

Keeping busy at my day job. I work at a cleantech company on software to encourage people to conserve energy.

Honestly I have no idea what I ultimately want to do with my life. I've fallen into something that's financially stable and takes advantage of my skills and intrinsic personality traits, but I wouldn't call myself "satisfied" with my career yet. Everything is on the table -- if I someday pack up and move to South America to be an alpaca farmer, you'll know why.

Until that happens, I keep busy with typical SF pastimes -- Dolores park, SF shenanigans, day hikes, home improvement projects, and hosting brunch.

Right now Burning Man is on my mind. I'm going for the first time this year, and I'm helping plan our theme camp. Basically this means my garage is full of fuzzy bicycles and rebar.

I currently live in a house in the mission with these two weirdos:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Open-water swimming! Done a handful of open-water swims throughout Washington and California; hopefully more to come.

Pretending I know how to use my housemate's DJ equipment.

Bringing a voice of moderation/context/nuance into discussions and arguments.

Tracing wires, pipes, and other pieces of infrastructure when I'm out in public. Don't worry, that's about as nerdy as it gets :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I gesture a lot when I get excited talking about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I actually miss like 80% of all pop culture references that people make. It has become somewhat of a sad inside joke. I'm not sure where I went wrong growing up.

I think 30 Rock is my all-time favorite show. Recently I watched and really enjoyed Black Mirror. Archer is near the top as well; I love that style of humor. In the past I was really in to House for some reason (I actually scheduled classes around it in college). In middle school I meticulously taped and cataloged all the spongebob episodes onto vhs tapes.

I'm not really into fiction reading. I usually listen to nonfiction audio books on the walks to or from work. Topics are all over the map -- just random things I've been recommended or stumbled upon.

I grew up insanely picky (like... pick-oregano-flakes-out-of-pizza-sauce picky). I've made great progress in the past year :) Huge fan of Thai, Mexican, and Indian food. I don't cook that often, but I'm competent. I'm especially good at brunch foods. Speaking of brunch -- the closest I've ever come to keeping a blog is

Music is all over the map. The kitchen seems to alternate between Santana and 50s rock. 80s/90s rock also makes an appearance. At my desk it's usually some form of electronica -- chillout, ambient, liquid dnb, and related subgenres.
Every now and then I blast country music; my housemates call these occurrences "relapses." Sometimes I play Eminem and reminisce about my childhood. Rumor has it he briefly lived in my suburban Michigan neighborhood. I can break out a killer "Wrecking Ball" at karaoke if the need arises.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick. I keep it stocked everywhere. I can't go more than an hour without it. We all have our vices...

Chocolate milk.

Google Maps -- I get lost in parking lots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What that awesome smelling pink soap in some restaurant bathrooms is, and how to acquire it for my house. Ask me -- I've spent more time on this endeavor than could possibly be considered healthy ***** BREAKING NEWS ***** HERE IT IS: Now I'm working on becoming an accredited restaurant so they will sell it to me.

Gentrification. This is the first time I've been part of a demographic which is directly targeted by an active local political movement, and I'm spending a lot of time researching the issue.

Why people in traffic honk so much when there's no way it could possibly have a positive effect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've been spending more Fridays in recently. I love people, but I can't go non-stop socializing all weekend. Typically it's something low-key, either alone or with a friend/housemate or two.

I can tell you what's it definitely does NOT involve though -- clubbing/dancing or anything swanky/fancy. Not my thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My "famous" pancake recipe is actually just the first Google search result, with extra butter.

I can recite every word to Weird Al's "Albuquerque".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Writing free-form essays about your life on OkCupid is as comically stressful for you as it is for me.

You value wit, humor (self-deprecating or otherwise), and open-mindedness, yet you still have well-informed opinions of your own.

You are an engineer on the Golden Gate Bridge and can sneak me up to the top of one of the towers.

You think you can beat me at Words With Friends.