I actually recently read a book that argues that humans are generally horrible and inconsistent at describing themselves and what they're looking for in a romantic relationship, but here's my sad attempt to prove that wrong. Judge for yourself whether I'm full of it or not.
I'm a dark-haired Irish guy who has a positive outlook on life and likes to have fun during the rare occasions that I'm not working. I'm always up to something...I can't handle having nothing to do. I spend my time looking to better myself in every way possible. Yes, I know that sounds like a tired cliche, but it's true! Also, if you don't like people who have dry, sarcastic senses of humor, you ain't gonna like me. Sorry.