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paulolol

33 M Valparaiso, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Paul and I'm a slacker and a dreamer and a nerd. I won't tell you I like to have fun because, really, who doesn't? I'm kind of quiet until I'm comfortable around people, and then I'm still kind of quiet, anyway, unless I have something I want to say.

I like to play music and video games, and old school pencil-and-paper RPGs when I get the chance (like Dungeons and Dragons; I told you I was a nerd). I also like reading and thinking about stuff. I enjoy learning things; I ask the internet questions every day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm taking it relatively easy, trying to figure it out while having a good time along the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I write well enough that I get paid for it, and I can also play a few different instruments. I write songs well enough that I've had total strangers singing along and dancing to my tunes the first time they hear them, and there's not much I can think of that's more rewarding to me than that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eye patch, peg leg, and the hook where my hand used to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Game of Thrones, Catcher in the Rye, Ham on Rye, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, The World According to Garp, Ender's Game, anything by Phillip K. Dick, Kurt Vonnegut, H.P. Lovecraft, Chuck Palahniuk, John Bellairs

Movies:
The Mist, Freddy Got Fingered, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Pootie Tang, Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Peep Show, Arrested Development, The Wire, Crossballs, Dog Bites Man, The Tom Green Show

Music:
Anything with a strong groove and good melody. If I'm manning the stereo, it's usually hip hop these days, but I also love ska and reggae and punk rock and mainstream pop music really makes me happy.

Food:
I love all kinds of food. I get excited over new delicious things I haven't tried.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, shelter, oxygen, warmth and a beating heart, if we're beating literal.
If we're just being figurative, then I'd say music, delicious food, family, friends, the internet, and also the basics required for human survival.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how things work or how they're made, or if I've been playing a lot of Minecraft I think about how everything can and should be broken into a lot of little cubes. I also think a lot about how songs are made, how the notes fit together and how somebody played them. And like a million other things, too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
awesome.
You should message me if
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you think I sound interesting and you feel like it.