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26 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Here is an impossible self summary. I like sarcasm, satire and a whole host of other things. Quelle suprise.

I should probably update this so it sounds less offensive/angry/pessimistic. But I won't. So there.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an actor. So naturally I work doing Front of House at the theatre. But we're called Visitor Service Hosts. Which of course, makes us sound extremely important. Which we are. Lovely.

I haven't quite worked out yet whether getting an audition is harder than getting a reply to a message on here.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh through my own stupidity! Namely through the Youtube videos I have posted. They include songs and a documentary.

One would also hope I'm good at acting otherwise I've wasted a hell of a lot of time and money. Quite possible.
The first things people usually notice about me
The ginge. Always the ginge.

Beards are 'in' at the moment. Don't have one of those.

I have quite a baby face. Great for castings, not so great for beard-loving purveyors of the OkCupid dating scene.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music; indie, rock, that sort of ball park, with a few additions.

Shows; theatre. Plays. Not musicals.

Television shows; Family Guy, The Simpsons, Peep Show, Extras. I watch very little tele.

Food; junk, with the odd smattering of a vegetable or piece of fruit here and there.

Movies; Star Trek, Looking for Eric, Anchorman.

This is all very abridged.
The six things I could never do without
Theatre, laptop, mobile telephone, MP3 player, food, water. Possibly in that order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time, and the old career.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work, or at the theatre, or drinking, or a whole host of other possible activities.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At school I choreographed a dance to 'Star Trekkin' by The Firm. Google it. The song, not the dance. The dance is not available online. However I do remember it...

Oh, and the fact that I tend to go for taller girls. You say this to people and you get the same reaction I'd imagine you'd get if you told them that you like to copulate with animals...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I float your proverbial boat. Or perhaps you like gingers. Message me first. Go on, I dare you.