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22 M Olympia, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Very often
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I go to Evergreen. I grow increasingly more radical every single day. I love talking about myself, but I hate doing it on command.
What I’m doing with my life
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Whatever works.
I’m really good at
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Remembering useless bits of information, arguing, reading, hanging out at cafes, taking myself too seriously, taking myself not seriously enough, cooking, spending too much time getting dressed, and procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The way I dress, maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love a lot of books. I've always loved Vonnegut, and Steinbeck. I love reading/listening to David Sedaris, and laughing with him about what a classist asshole he is. I like reading Kerouac sometimes, but it's a lot like eating a hamburger; it tastes delicious but it's disgusting at the same time, and sometimes the disgust wins out.

As far as music goes, some of the things I like: A//Political, Albert Hammond Jr., Andrew Jackson Jihad, The Born Ruffians, Bruce Springsteen, Black Flag, The Business, Circle Jerks, Conflict and Crass, The Dandy Warhols, Defiance Ohio, The Devil is Electric and Ghost Mice and etc., The Eagles, Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros, The New Pornographers, The Format, fun. (their original stuff not this new bullshit), Golden Smog, Johnny Hobo and of course Ramshackle Glory, Julian Casablancas, Leonard Cohen, Limbeck, Neil Young, Oi Polloi, Paul Baribeau, Ryan Adams/Ryan Adams and the Cardinals, Sam Means, Screeching Weasel, Sean Lennon, Simon and Garfunkel, Sin Dios, Steel Train, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Tom Petty, The Travelling Willburys, The Who, Wilco, and The 4-Skins.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking too much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. But I don't really mind.
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