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My self-summary
Truth be told I'm married, but we are in a sex-positive open marriage (monogam-ish, as we like to call it). If this doesn't bother you read on. Or you can read on cause I'm terribly funny. I know, My mother said so.

I'm a pop culture junkie, but only on a sub-culture level!

I've decided to change this a bit, let me tell you some of the unconventional things about myself. I regret not listening to my art teacher and get into marketing/advertising instead of film (though I did toy with the idea of being a history teacher as well), I have ideas that i think are brilliant but have trouble following through with them. I daydream way to much, I have a tendency to do the robot at random times. I like to speak in jibberish but lately I've been using the same jibberish words and people are starting to understand me again. I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be a ninja, I wanna have an action figure of myself. I like to make up random fact and see if people believe them(they do most of the time). I like to make up new lyrics for songs(they usually involve food as the subject). I envy artists cause I can't draw to save my life. Making people laugh is almost like a drug for me. I love to dance, but don't do as much as I use to. I think to much of the road not taken. I always forget how big I am until i see pics of myself with other people. I can't stand beets. I love going on vacation but hate being away from my home for more then two weeks. If you give me a paper and pen you won't have to worry if I'm bored or not. I laugh really loudly and enjoy every minute of it. I think comedians like Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Carol Bernette, Chris Rock and the Guys who wrote the airplane and naked gun movies are pure geniuses(i really do). I have reacurring dreams that i know gymnastics. I secretly love Breakdancing, ok it's not a secret really. I love that sound that the crowd makes when i DJ and they haven't heard the song that i'm spinning in a long time. I think the 80's was the last good decade an that i was probably born 10 years too late. Hmm...there's probably more i can say about myself. But I'm afraid i might reveal something about me you're not suppose to find out yet.

Some of my interests are but not limited too:
Music, movies, martial arts, history,writing, DJing, working out, Dancing, sword collecting, ninjas, Comedy, Comic Books, zombies, Philosophy(bullshitting), nostalgia, Screenplays, Bike Riding, Halloween, Reading the same books over and over. Articulated action figures (gijoes in particular), cheesecake, Bike riding, plum wine, sangria, butter pecan ice cream, Manichewitz, daydreaming, Vodka, Running in warm rain, wit, lauging until my sides hurts, Making people say "wha?"

I am humorous, imaginative, and social
What I’m doing with my life
Going through the motions of life and waiting for the opportunity to arrive where I can take life by the horns, flip it on it's back and rub it's belly til it falls asleep... what the hell am I talking about?
I’m really good at
Doing the robot, seeing the big picture, thinking off the top of my head, working outside of the box, working inside the box. Putting the box on my head and pretending I'm a robot. I'm pretty good at putting a smile on your face too!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
My height(I'm really not that tall but I have good posture so people think that I'm taller than I really am), my lips (they're so freakin' huge, I carry a lot of chap stick), my shoulders(they help with the height and posture thing), My Smile, it's big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movies:airplane 1 & 2, fight club, saving private ryan, neverending story, the princess bride, The last dragon, highlander, Dune (David Lynch version), top secret, johnny dangerously, The Crow, tranformers: the movie, the dark crystal, Scrooged, american psycho, Sundown:vampires in retreat, Pootie tang, Black Hawk down, Big Fish, Revenge of the Ninja, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Warrior, the wrestler, U got served(yeah, so?) and so much more...

Favorite Music: The Cure, Morrissey, the smiths, Siouxie and the Banshees, Kraft werk, Nitzer Ebb, INXS, New Order, Erasure, Depeche mode, Noel, Lisa Lisa, Stevie B, Pearl Jam, Prince, Run DMC, 50 cent, Infomation Society, New Edition, Stevie Wonder, Queen, David Bowie, NIN. So in other words new wave, synth-pop, rock, alternative, industrial, goth, freestyle, motown, old school hip hop and pretty much anything that fits my fancy.

Favorite Books: Black steel and the rest of the Matador Series by Steve Perry (no not "that" Steve Perry), watership down, starship troopers, Deathstalker Series and anything else by Simon R.Greene, interstellar pig, Dune by Frank Hubert, The Princess Bride: S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure (The 'Good Parts' Version) by William Goldman(the way this book is written is pure genius), I also have a tendency to buy history books on martial arts and/or weapons and war.

Favorite Comic Books: GI Joe, Ultimates, The Ultimate Avengers, Daredevil, Deadpool, X-force, Zorro, Detective Comics, Action Comics, Official Handbook to the Marvel Universe, DCU Secret Files, Captain America, but recently I've been on this whole Superman/Batman/JLA Graphic Novel trip. Currently reading Sandman for the first time (I know, I know!)

Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, Scrubs, Futurama, the simpsons, family guy, law & order (the original and SVU), smallville, How I met your mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Pawn Stars, UFC, Robot Chicken, The Big Bang Theory, south park, squidbillies, transformers(gen 1 and Beast Wars), strangers with candy, Mr. show, CSI (the Original and NY), Highlander:the series, Big Bang Theory, Heroes, Justice league, The State, The Critic, V, The Venture Brothers, Happy Endings, big bang theory, walking dead, adventure time
The six things I could never do without
1. Humor
2. Music
3. sex (just being realistic)
4. paper & Pen (yes i'm cheating here)
5. my imagination
6. Chap Stick/Lip Balm(these babies get chaped and it's not a pretty sight)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world or survival planning for the Zombie apocalypse!
On a typical Friday night I am
at some hipster dive/goth club/burner party drinking and dancing, if not I'm at the movies. Sometimes I do both, but not at same time. You'd get kicked out!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't grow facial hair and my chest is hairless as well. It's true, I tried growing a goatee once... two months and people just thought my face was dirty. Also, I think I'm addicted to the tests on this damn site, the first step is admitting you have a problem, right?
You should message me if
Simply if you like my profile and feel like we can have some fun together.... but in all honesty, I'm kinda on here for the tests.