I’m also very sarcastic, almost all the time. In fact if you read something in here and your like “ahh, what?” that’s probably me just being sarcastic. So if you can’t handle or don’t like getting teased, and joking around. Just a forewarning, you should know what you’re getting into. I’m probably not your guy.
So that’s a little bit about me, now here’s what I’m looking for in a woman: I think of myself as a pretty spontaneous guy, I traveled around Europe by myself for nine months, and to be honest just kinda found myself day by day. I feel like the best things in life are unpredictable, so people who can roll with the flow of life are people I’m interested in meeting. For instance, I would rather have you say “I want to see you in 10 minutes!” than “let’s make plans for next week”. Now to slightly contradict that, a huge staple for me is Integrity…be accountable people, if you say you're going to do something do it. So please no flaky people, and you may be saying to yourself “hey I’m not flaky”, hey I get it, but if you're one of those people who things always seem to come up for last minute.. that’s not what I’m looking for. Also in my experience, it seems like women sorta sit back and wait for the guy to do everything, so a women with initiative is very attractive, so if you message me first…Bonus Points!! I also LOVE random things, for example if I could figure out why people love Jersey Shore; which I totally don’t get, my brother keeps talking about t-shirt time… I would. Or, if I could be the head of a clan of midgets, again I would.
Now it seems like there are a lot of young people on here and there is nothing wrong with young people, trust me the younger the better, Love em, but I need someone who’s mentality doesn’t match their youth. So I’ve compiled a short list of questions to ask yourself:
Do you like High school Musical…any of them?
Do boy bands send shivers up your spine?
Do your shoes light up when you walk?
Does the word penis make you go “EWWWWWW”?
Is your most common response to any question “uhhh” or “I don’t know”?
Do you fight with your parents about cleaning your room?
Do you still get gum stuck in your hair?
When asked “what’s your favorite Ice Cream?” do you say “All of them”? (this may actually not be such a bad thing)
Is copacetic a big word or hard to understand?
If your answer to any of these questions is yes, we’re probably not gonna work.
p.s. If your not down with turtles in a half shell your not down with me
ok, so apparently there is some ambiguity here, so lets clear that up. I know that it's very important out here to play these games where you seem like you don't care even if you do. Well I do not play these games, I am not interested in playing these games. If I like you, I will let you know. If I don't like you, I will let you know. If we make plans and you flake out I will NOT see you again. If I try to get ahold of you and you blow me off I will NOT talk to you anymore