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pbandjeal0uss

21 F Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Taco enthusiast.
Really likes dogs.
Professional Netflix watcher.
I am actually 6 raccoons in an elaborate costume.

The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm your 10th shot of tequila.
What I’m doing with my life
Jaywalking and participating in murder.

I think about dying but I don’t want to die, not even close. In fact my problem is the complete opposite. I want to live, I want to escape. I feel trapped and bored and claustrophobic, theres so much to see and so much to do but I somehow still find myself doing nothing at all. I’m wasting every second, even now i’m writing this when I should be out there, I should be living. I’m still here in this metaphorical bubble of existence and I can’t quite figure out what the hell i’m doing or how to get out.
I’m really good at
Spotting dogs out in the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't have arms
I don't have legs
I don't have any human qualities
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Parks and Recreation
Criminal Minds

90's and early 2000's music
Teen pop sensations
Boy bands
Imagine Dragons
Twenty One Pilots
Neon Trees

Tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself.

And it's a beautiful day to give me money.
On a typical Friday night I am
My mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to:
1. Deposit money into my bank account
2. Buy concert tickets for me and my roommate and none for yourself

Without me ever meeting you

Or

If you have a big baby dog who's face I can pet (I will kidnap it, it will be my dog)