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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:39am
Hispanic / Latin, White
Relationship Type
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Living in LeDroit Park, absolutely love it. Which chain-but-not-a-chain bar and restaurant is your favorite? I mock them but also mostly love most of them. Most.

If you mention Anthony Bourdain in your profile but have never approached someone like him in a bar, there's a 99% chance you're on okcupid. Let's hang out and consider ruining each other emotionally for a while.
What I’m doing with my life
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During the week I analyze things for a company that does neat things with technology. Painting things on my wall. Playing bocce. Trying to retain my Spanish skills. Building furniture. Mandolining. And I want to be an Avett Brother.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bringing levity to serious conversations, remaining appropriately noncompetitive during recreational sports, finding silver linings, making really awful faces, Catchphrase.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I tell a lot of stories.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Getting back into short stories, (Adam Haslett and Alice Munroe at the moment), Handmaid's Tale...anything Margaret Atwood, Roald Dahl, David/Amy Sedaris, Lamb, Chuck Klosterman, The Art of Fielding, Ender's Game, Game of Thrones, Asimov. Predictably depressing modern sad-fests (Great Gatsby, The Sun Also Rises).

When I read a book and love it I usually can't hold on to it for more than a few days before I give it to someone and make them read it.

Movies: Paul Newman, Elizabeth Taylor, Moon, Neverending Story, Simon Birch, Let the Right One In, Wreck it Ralph, Akira, Hitchcock, Jarmusch, Spike Lee, Wes Anderson.

Shows: Flight of the Conchords, Summer Heights High, Firefly, Community, Cosby Show, Cowboy Bebop, Adventure Time.

Music: Avett Brothers, Townes Van Zandt, The Zombies, Chris Thile/Punch Brothers, Sam Cooke, Bill Withers, Delicate Steve, Sufjan, Ratatat, Santo & Johnny, Charlie Megira, Brenda Lee, Lead Belly, Typhoon.

Food: Picky eaters are highly suspect. It's almost always a sign of some more sinister character issue.

Other: Dan Savage, This American Life, Gordon Ramsey cooking things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- pho
- late night runs
- feminism
- bad puns/dad jokes
- looking forward to Opening Day
- mandolin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whiskey, rooftops, conversations shouted over live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In 2nd grade I lost in the last round of the spelling bee on the word 'FRIEND'.

I don't particularly enjoy TED talks.
You should message me if
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You like to have your way with words.

Walking is your preferred method of transportation/therapy/problem solving.