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49 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:35pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me: I'm a bit of an introvert (INFP). I enjoy social situations, but I need downtime (alone or with a significant other) to recharge. I love many things, including (but not limited to) spending time with my kids, cycling, music, reading, baseball, cooking, a good Spanish red wine, a fine Italian silk tie, and, God forgive me, many of the comedic films of Will Ferrell (more cowbell). Like any good Boy Scout, I'm loyal, honest, trustworthy, brave and can make you a killer penne with sausage and vodka sauce (provided you have four hours). Also, apparently, I love parentheses way too much.

I like much of my music with a bit of a twang (Lyle Lovett) or noise (Foo fighters), much of my humor with a bit of an edge (Louis C.K.) and my partner with a bit of both (twang's negotiable, actually; humor is not). Which brings me to ...

You: Secure in who you are, what you want, and can communicate that. You're kind, empathetic, smart, funny and treat people with respect. You can glam it up a bit and dress it down in your Levi's. You don't play games with people's feelings. You laugh at my jokes. You don't take things too seriously. ENFJ? Bonus!

So there. That's it. Probably overthought it again. Sound interesting? Let's chat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Web designer/developer/journalist. Also cyclist, dad, new tinkerer of old BMWs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask them and then get back to me. I'm curious myself!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My kids (boy: 7, girl: 16).
2. A good hamburger and IPA.
3. The number 3.
4. A sense of humor.
5. New Italian bikes.
6. Old German cars.
7. My ability to closely follow instructions. Also, math.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to answer silly open-ended questions on web surveys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1. Having a cocktail with a friend somewhere like Clyde Common, researching the latest in bartender's dirty jokes.
2. Exploring the limits of Lego construction and watching baseball with my son.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an unnatural fondness for Spandau Ballet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to know what the bartender's dirty joke was. Or just to say hi!