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DVSquared

28 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You ever have a few glasses of whiskey and write out a big long piece, then promptly go in to a rage and delete it all?

I'm kind of like that.

Less rage. More deletion.

More beard.

Wishing that OKC had room for some status updates.

Live tweeting my life @dtvanveen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I create digital engagement strategies for companies and help businesses spread their story online.

Also, I might shave (eventually).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making morning/afternoon/evening coffee.
...making the best grilled cheese ever. Fuck you Grilled Cheese Grill.
...making tomato soup. From scratch.
...making red sauce.
...making chocolate chip cookies.
...pretty much cooking in general.
...reading people. And books.
...delivering a monologue, especially when it concerns you and why you think you can't do something, and why I know you can and should.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Or my beard. Depends on when I last decided to pick up a razor.

Right now, it's my beard. My eyes are still pretty good though.

Or that I have a big head. Seriously, this thing makes my neck hurt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: If you like Blink, Outliers and The Tipping Point, I am 96% sure that we will get along.

Shows: GoT, The League, The Office, Modern Family, Law and Order: SVU, Lie to Me, Skins (UK), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Rec, Archer, House of Cards, HIMYM

Music: Bluegrass. Grimes. Biggie. Really, I like all genres of music, without delving too deep in to any one thing. Recently very in to 90's hip hop on Pandora.

Food: Pambiche, Pine State Biscuits, Screen Door, Toro Bravo, cheap burrito joints, ramen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Baby Goats
Wrath of the Khans Podcast
Pens that write left handed
Rain
Phone (sum of human knowledge in the palm of your hand anyone?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...which one you are in your group photo. I can basically never tell.

...if I will ever be able to keep my eyes open when smiling. My guess? No.

...why do some people have such strange eyebrows?

...what does 'down to Earth' mean?

...do women with mustaches realize they have them and not care, or do they not even have a clue?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being ridiculous and having a great time doing so. Also, trying to hail a cab and generally not die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had put a shelf up in my apartment and it recently fell down.

It only had one box on it.

The box was empty.

My latest adventure: #flowerbeard
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you will stay up with me into the wee hours of the morning, or at least don't mind that I do.
...you are sassy and snarky and will give me a hard time. Wit is not lost on me.
...you are emotionally available, or need a good rebound.
...you want to go to my HS reunion, get drunk and cause a scene. Or dance. Or both.
...you are in need of a +1 to a wedding*. I will suit up and dance with you. I will dance with grandmothers. I will dance with little girls and put them on my feet. (*Open bar required)

...you own, or have access to, goats.

...or rode in the World Naked Bike Ride. Or heard me tell a story about it on the radio and you're starstruck.
(https://soundcloud.com/superthank/episode-02 -- I'm first up!)