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DVSquared

27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
You ever have a few glasses of whiskey and write out a big long piece, then promptly go in to a rage and delete it all?

I'm kind of like that.

Less rage. More deletion.

More beard.

I'm that guy you see on the streets holding hands with a girl. And you think to yourself "How did he get her?" Personality guys; personality is how I got her. Also, my use of semicolons.

Live tweeting my life @dtvanveen. Wishing that OKC had room for some status updates.
What I’m doing with my life
I wrote a book: http://bit.ly/29CreditsAGtHC

I am connecting makers and doers and inspiring the creators in all of us: mmdm.us

I write and help businesses spread their story online.

Also, I might shave (eventually).
I’m really good at
...making morning/afternoon/evening coffee.
...making the best grilled cheese ever. Fuck you Grilled Cheese Grill.
...making tomato soup. From scratch.
...making red sauce.
...making chocolate chip cookies.
...pretty much cooking in general.
...reading people. And books.
...delivering a monologue, especially when it concerns you and why you think you can't do something, and why I know you can and should.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Or my beard. Depends on when I last decided to pick up a razor.

Right now, it's my beard.

Or that I have a big head. Seriously, this thing makes my neck hurt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: If you like Blink, Outliers and The Tipping Point, I am 96% sure that we will get along.

Shows: GoT, The League, The Office, Modern Family, Law and Order: SVU, Lie to Me, Skins (UK), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Rec, Archer, House of Cards, HIMYM

Music: Bluegrass. Grimes. Biggie. Really, I like all genres of music, without delving too deep in to any one thing. Recently very in to Macklemore, The Lumineers and Of Monsters and Men.

Food: Pambiche, Pine State Biscuits, Screen Door, Toro Bravo
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
Baby Goats
Wrath of the Khans Podcast
Pens that write left handed
Rain
Phone (sum of human knowledge in the palm of your hand anyone?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...which one you are in your group photo. I can basically never tell.

...will I ever be able to keep my eyes open when smiling. My guess? No.

...how to inspire others to take action and keep their passions alive. Fan those flames!
On a typical Friday night I am
Being ridiculous and having a great time doing so. Also, trying to hail a cab and generally not die.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had put up a shelf up in my apartment and it recently fell down.

It only had one box on it.

The box was empty.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you will stay up with me into the wee hours of the morning, or at least don't mind that I do.
...you are sassy and snarky and will give me a hard time. Wit is not lost on me.
...you are emotionally available, or need a good rebound.
...you want to go to my HS reunion, get drunk and cause a scene. Or dance. Or both.
...you have room for a +1 to a wedding. I will suit up, dance with you. I will dance with grandmothers. I will dance with little girls and put them on my feet.

...you own, or have access to, goats.