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29 • Portland, OR • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 23-32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 6:24am
- Relationship Type
- 5' 11" (1.81m)
- Body Type
- Average build
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Doesn’t have kids but might want them
- English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
World Domination Summit
So. Much. Consulting.
Hiring a personal assistant to hire a personal assistant.
Stage managing, running a workshop and still so much consulting.
...making the best grilled cheese ever. Fuck you Grilled Cheese Grill.
...making tomato soup. From scratch.
...making red sauce.
...making chocolate chip cookies.
...pretty much cooking in general.
...reading people. And books.
...delivering a monologue, especially when it concerns you and why you think you can't do something, and why I know you can and should.
Shows: GoT, The League, The Office, Modern Family, Law and Order: SVU, Lie to Me, Skins (UK), Battlestar Galactica, Parks and Rec, Archer, House of Cards, HIMYM, Workaholics
Music: Bluegrass. Grimes. Biggie. Really, I like all genres of music, without delving too deep in to any one thing. Recently very in to 90's hip hop on Pandora.
Food: Pambiche, Smallwares, Screen Door, Toro Bravo, cheap burrito joints, ramen
Wrath of the Khans podcast
Pens that write left handed
Phone (sum of human knowledge in the palm of your hand anyone?)
...if I will ever be able to keep my eyes open when smiling. My guess? No.
...why do some people have such strange eyebrows?
...what does 'down to Earth' mean?
...how can I split test my OKC profile?
Update: now have Uber. No cab hailing needed.
My latest adventure: MC for a fundraiser -- goal was 15k, raised over 45k. Ended up jumping in a pool in my boxer briefs. This is my life.
...you are sassy and snarky and will give me a hard time. Wit is not lost on me.
...you are emotionally available, or need a good rebound.
...you are in need of a +1 to a wedding*. I will suit up and dance with you. I will dance with grandmothers. I will dance with little girls and put them on my feet. (*Open bar required)
...you own, or have access to, goats.
...you like wild hair.
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