Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

A recent transplant to Birmingham, I guess I'm ebbing once again into my prime. I like books about plants and the funny names we give them. I stalk dilapidated Victorian houses that beg to be restored. Old stuff is pretty neat, I think, so culling through stacks of thrown out crap is always a go when I need to buy you something cute, used, and ugly.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

"The river turns on itself,
The tree retreats into its own shadow.
I feel a weightless change, a moving forward
As of water quickening before a narrowing
channel

...I have come to a still, but not a deep center"

-Theodore Roethka

I'm really good at Propose an edit

making really gross sounds

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Probably my bad posture, goofy look on my face, maybe my uncanny resemblance to Beyonce.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Always good stuff...

BUKS: The English Patient; Other Voices, Other Rooms; The Heart is a Lonely Hunter; Their Eyes Were Watching God; Jude the Obscure; Tropic of Cancer; The Last Gentleman

MUSIK: Kate Bush; The Dirty pRojeTors; Nina Simone; Ray Charles; Miles Davis; The Supremes; Leonard Cohen; Chopin; Bach; Cocteau Twins; Patti Smith; The Go! Team; Cut Copy

MOOVIES for your Teeny Weeny TV: You and Me and Everyone We Know; Welcome to the Dollhouse; Basic Instinct; Vertigo; Sling Blade; Lost in Translation; The Talented Mr. Ripley; Wonder Boys; Ordinary People; Chinatown; From Russia With Love; Silence of the Lambs; Raising Arizona

FOODS: anything from the carb family smothered in sauce(s)

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1) strong coffee 2) back rubs 3) comfortable underwear 4) good teachers 5) hot bitches 6) a razor-sharp blade with which to cut aforementioned hot bitches

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

How algorithms have no place in either sex or humor, but, nevertheless, trying to figure out how I might more effectively apply them in other aspects of my life.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

probably doing nothing, but maybe sometimes, if only sometimes, something

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I think pussy, dick, and fart jokes are absolutely hilarious; sadly, I will probably continue to hold these in high regard for quite some time.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You want to try out for the roller derby with me. Really!

Or, if you do not favor hard contact sports so much, a good book recommendation is always appreciated.

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