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34 Riverview, FL Woman


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  • Ages 25–45
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Last updated: October 18, 2012

First thing you need to know about me: I am married, and not looking to change that fact. Lorderiklebeau and I have been married for almost fifteen years now, and we are polyamorous. If you don't know what that means or think it means we're swingers, then stop reading now, go read this page, and then come back.

I am not looking for a fuckbuddy. I've no interest in casual sex. I WILL NOT HELP YOU CHEAT ON YOUR PARTNER! I am looking for someone, man or woman, interested in exploring an actual dating relationship. I am looking for someone for myself. Not for sharing. I am not recruiting a third for my husband. I've no interests in threesomes or the like. I merely desire a secondary relationship, one-on-one, in addition to my marriage.

Now, that said, I would still prefer someone who identifies as bisexual (or variations thereof: pan-, sapio-, etc). The reason is that even though I'm not looking for a threesome, I want someone who will at least get along with my husband, and as we are both bisexual, we have had the best luck in friends with people who identify similarly.

I'm a homebody; I don't often go out socially. Crowds tend to bother me, but I do enjoy going out to supper or to see a movie. If a show or performer is traveling through the city that I would like to see, I make it a point to venture out. I am not afraid of the world; I just prefer the comforts and privacy of my own home. I like having people over to my house for game night where I cook and we spend hours playing Cards Against Humanity, Munchkin, or any other game and laughing.

Also, I am a large woman. If that doesn't work for you, then don't waste your time or mine by messaging. And if we don't have a match percentage of at least 60%, then don't even bother.

I am imaginative, dedicated, and ironic.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an author of QUILTBAG erotic fiction with several published books, and part owner of a Storm Moon Press, a small, independent press that specializes in QUILTBAG romantic and erotic fiction. I spend much of my time writing. I also started an Etsy jewelry shop with my heterolifemate (aka, best friend): KSCharms. I also love to cook, and I have several pets I care for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, cooking, sarcasm, painting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually my hair and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, The Last Herald Mage Trilogy, The Sandman, Death Note, Saiyuki

Movies: Two Weeks Notice, The Replacements, Groundhog Day, Basic, The General's Daughter, The Others, Labyrinth, Legend, The Last Unicorn, Transformers, Wilde, Serenity

Music: Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Rachael Sage, Vienna Teng, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Tori Amos, Ben Jelen, Slipknot

Food: snow crab, feta cheese, melon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My husband. There is no overriding reason other than he is an integral part of who and what I am.

2. Something to write on and with -- be it a laptop with a word processor or a napkin and lipstick. I need to write.

3. Internet connection. Lifeline. Yes.

4. Air conditioning. OMG, living on this planet without AC would be intolerable.

5. Salad. I practically live on this stuff, for which I receive no end of good-natured lectures from my nutritionist for.

6. BPAL. OMG, the pretty smellies from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The voices and worlds in my head. About 3/4 of my waking moments are filled with thoughts of my writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing, typically. I devote quite a lot of time to it, because in order to make it in the publishing world, you have to. Some Friday nights are spent cuddled on the couch with the husband-thing watching movies we've received through Netflix, which happens to be a favourite way of mine to spend Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like watching two gay men get it on in a porn movie. As much as I like to be with women, I like to watch guys together... which is probably why most of what I write is homoerotic in nature.
You should message me if
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You are looking for a relationship with a slightly neurotic writer. If you are poly or understanding of poly. In other words, I am not looking to replace my husband. I've kinda gotten used to the guy. If you don't mind pets, as I have two large dogs and nine cats. If you like watching movies while cuddling on the couch (one of my favourite activities). If you don't mind being subjected to the worlds and characters in my head and asked your opinions.