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32 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 2
Heteroflexible, Queer, Sapiosexual, Pansexual
5' 4" (1.63m)
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English, French (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an asshole with a heart of gold. I hate most people and my close friends are the ones I will put on pants to go see. I'm basically a dude with tits. I love music, comics, and beer.

That doesn't mean that I'm just looking for a casual fuck tho. I like making genuine connections with others and I get bored by flings. If I'm not intellectually or mentally intrigued by what you're passionate about, then I won't be attracted to you. I'm nerd girl attracted to misanthropes.

I want to meet someone who can keep up with me. I love to argue and debate. If arguing or debating isn't your thing, then I'm not the person for you. I'm witty and sarcastic as fuck. The first time I meet people I usually yell or swear at them for something, but it doesn't mean anything. If I dislike you, there will be arched eyebrows. If I'm yelling at you about how you've never seen an Almodóvar movie, I'm probably digging our time together.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying to become an addictions counselor. Working nights and weekends. Having none of the social life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People watching. I love playing the "are they on a date" game at the bar. I will creepily stare at people all night eavesdropping and analyzing them. I have no shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, On Beauty, Choke, The New Kings of Non-Fiction

Comics: Saga, Sleeper, Beasts of Burden, Velvet, Batman: Year One, Locke & Key, Stitches, Lumberjanes, American-Born Chinese, The Unknown Soldier, Echo

Music: Music is life to me. Here is a small selection of what makes my heart beat.

Patty Griffin, The Mountain Goats, The Hold Steady, Led Zeppelin, Atmosphere, Oozing Wound, Whores, alt-J, Bon Iver, Josh Ritter, John Prine, Jeffrey Foucault, Kacey Musgraves, Hayward Williams, Kathleen Edwards, Neko Case, The National, Neutral Milk Hotel, Lucero, Tallest Man on Earth, The Decemberists, Cat Stevens, and a lot else

Movies: In the Mood for Love, Pride & Prejudice (A&E), All About Eve, Dr. Strangelove, Godfather Parts 1&2 (I have never watched Part 3 and refuse to admit that it exists), The Graduate, West Side Story, The Shining, Alien

TV: Archer, Freaks & Geeks, Venture Bros, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog, music, beer, biking, family and friends, tv marathons

I love the shit out of murder mysteries. Jessica Fletcher is my bae.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this how you adult?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never seen Terminator 2 or Aliens. I have huge gaps in my film knowledge. I spent too much time watching French new wave and British period dramas in college. I know now what a huge mistake that was.
You should message me if
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You have a crass, sarcastic sense of humor but know how to be a decent human.