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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 29
Heteroflexible, Queer, Sapiosexual, Pansexual
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an asshole with a heart of gold. I hate most people and my close friends are the ones I will put on pants to go see. I'm basically a dude with tits. I love music, comics, and beer.

That doesn't mean that I'm just looking for a casual fuck tho. I like making genuine connections with others and I get bored by flings. If I'm not intellectually or mentally intrigued by what you're passionate about, then I won't be attracted to you. I'm nerd girl attracted to misanthropes.

I want to meet someone who can keep up with me. I love to argue and debate. If arguing or debating isn't your thing, then I'm not the person for you. I'm witty and sarcastic as fuck. The first time I meet people I usually yell or swear at them for something, but it doesn't mean anything. If I dislike you, there will be arched eyebrows. If I'm yelling at you about how you've never seen an Almodóvar movie, I'm probably digging our time together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't fucking know. I quit a job working in a foster care residential facility and now I'm trying to find something else. Babysitting, learning Spanish and filling my Instagram with pictures of my dog in the meantime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People watching. I love playing the "are they on a date" game at the bar. I will creepily stare at people all night eavesdropping and analyzing them. I have no shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, On Beauty, Choke, The New Kings of Non-Fiction

Comics: Saga, Sleeper, Beasts of Burden, Velvet, Batman: Year One, Locke & Key, Stitches, Lumberjanes, American-Born Chinese, The Unknown Soldier, Echo

Music: Music is life to me. Here is a small selection of what makes my heart beat.

Patty Griffin, The Mountain Goats, The Hold Steady, Led Zeppelin, Atmosphere, Oozing Wound, Whores, alt-J, Bon Iver, Josh Ritter, John Prine, Jeffrey Foucault, Kacey Musgraves, Hayward Williams, Kathleen Edwards, Neko Case, The National, Neutral Milk Hotel, Lucero, Tallest Man on Earth, The Decemberists, Cat Stevens, and a lot else

Movies: In the Mood for Love, Pride & Prejudice (A&E), All About Eve, Dr. Strangelove, Godfather Parts 1&2 (I have never watched Part 3 and refuse to admit that it exists), The Graduate, West Side Story, The Shining, Alien

TV: Archer, Freaks & Geeks, Venture Bros, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog, music, beer, biking, family and friends, tv marathons

I love the shit out of murder mysteries. Jessica Fletcher is my bae.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is this how you adult?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Uhhh I don't know. Out with friends, maybe a show. Lately it's been D&D. Yes, I am that much of a nerd that Friday nights means staying in to video chat and play D&D with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of obsessed with emojis. I like doing my makeup and taking a million selfies and adding hearts and shit everywhere. For someone so chill, my Instagram looks high maintenance and shallow as fuck.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a crass sense of humor but don't use the word retard. You care about the world but you're still sarcastic. You can hold your own in conversation but can see other different points of view and admit when you're wrong.