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32 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 29
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English, French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'm an asshole with a heart of gold. I hate most people and my close friends are the ones I will put on pants to go see. I'm basically a dude with tits. I love music, comics, and beer. That doesn't mean that I'm just looking to fuck around tho. I like making genuine connections with others and I get bored by flings. If I'm not intellectually or mentally intrigued, then I won't be attracted to you. I'm misanthrophically sapiosexual.

I want to meet someone who can keep up with me. I love to argue and debate. If arguing or debating isn't your thing, then I'm not the person for you. I'm witty and sarcastic as fuck. The first I meet people I usually yell at them for something but it doesn't always mean I don't like you. Eg: "You read comics but don't read Saga? What the fuck is wrong with you? Get on that shit immediately."

Current obsessions: building my vinyl collection and solving Hae Min Lee's murder. What the fuck is your deal, Jay?? Serial is ending soon and I don't know how I will fill that hole.
What I’m doing with my life
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My goal is to work in policy and advocacy for early childhood education and childhood trauma social services. I've volunteered for several years as a writing teacher and after-school tutor with kids and teens at a local writing center. I was working in foster care but quit my job because I was too burnt out. Still figuring out what's up next. Possibly medical social work or domestic violence counselor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
People watching. I love playing the "are they on a date" game at the bar. I will creepily stare at people all night eavesdropping and analyzing them. I have no shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, On Beauty, Choke, The New Kings of Non-Fiction

Comics: Saga, Sleeper, Beasts of Burden, Locke & Key, Stitches, Lumberjanes, American-Born Chinese, The Unknown Soldier, Echo

Music: Music is life to me. Here is a small selection of what makes my heart beat.

Patty Griffin, Led Zeppelin, Atmosphere, The Hold Steady, Oozing Wound, Whores, alt-J, Bon Iver, Josh Ritter, John Prine, Jeffrey Foucault, Kacey Musgraves, Hayward Williams, Kathleen Edwards, Neko Case, The National, Neutral Milk Hotel, Lucero, The Mountain Goats, Tallest Man on Earth, The Decemberists, Cat Stevens, and a lot else

Movies: In the Mood for Love, Pride & Prejudice (A&E), All About Eve, Dr. Strangelove, Godfather Parts 1&2 (I have never watched Part 3 and refuse to admit that it exists), The Graduate, West Side Story, The Shining

TV: Game of Thrones, Archer, Venture Bros, Freaks & Geeks, Firefly, Arrested Development, The Wire, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy, Sherlock, and I love the shit out of murder mysteries
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog, music, live shows, biking, family and friends, tv marathons

what almost made the list: Stiegl Radler Grapefruit, White Castle fish nibblers, truffle fries, the smell of campfire smoke, fried cheese curds, New Glarus Belgian Red, stargazing in the Boundary Waters
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What are the best bars in the city? My favorite bars are SmallBar or Whirlaway. But I also love a good cocktail bar like Scofflaw or Barrelhouse Flat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner with friends, maybe a show. I can be quite the introvert so often staying home and reading my comics or listening to music while doing a jigsaw puzzle sounds like heaven.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I get distracted by my own cleavage. I'm really awesome like that.
You should message me if
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You have a crass sense of humor but don't use the word retard. You care about the world around you but approach it with sarcasm. You can hold your own in conversation but are also trying to understand different points of view.

OR... if you wanna go to a roller derby bout sometime. I don't skate but I'm a huge fan. If you wanna teach me the rules or just watch girls kick some fucking ass, hit me up.