OK what I like so that you can get an idea of me:

My Dogs (I have 2), eBay, Shoes Shoes Shoes, red Skittles, Spicy food & lots of Chilli, Ice Cream with Oreos, Cooking, Air Hockey, Seinfeld, Knock knock Jokes, Summer, attempting to Surf & Ski although not at the same time, Sombreros (actually hat wear in general), Dimples, Badges, Magic Dirt, The Strokes, Hubba Bubba, Golf Pants (anything golf related), Accents! a Thesaurus, Jeans, anything Old School, 80's, Motown, Chucky T's, Vinyl records, Monty Python, Swords, Peas swimming in Gravox, Manicures, Classic Movies, Larry Hagman, Star Trek, saying "roger" after every sentence when talking on a walky talky, Mini Skirts, Dark Chocolate, Cheese, my Doona, pillows, Guys who wear Boxer briefs, chocolate milkshakes, pretending to be British, Op Shops, Foreign Movies, Soccer, James Bond, Darren Hanlon, Eating Soft Boiled Eggs with Toast Soldiers, Indiana Jones, Age of Empires, Madness, Monster Mash, Monopoly, Cluedo, Uno, Daria, The colour green, clothes that are marked "one size fits all", Franz Ferdinand, Donavon Frankenreiter, Vikings, taking lots of photos, haggling, hokey pokey, scarves, snow, sand castles, live music, bouffants (or however you spell them), Lisa Ekdahl (I've got an affliction for her relaxing tunes) ...

... & lots of other stuff!

I am honestly blunt, very excitable, and easily distracted

Well I'm at Uni doing a B.A in "History, Politics & Philosophy" - trust me it sounds better than it actually is. I'm also keen to travel ... I've been to Denmark - now I'm determined to go back ... well to Sweden anyways - an exchange to Sweden is next on my list of hair brained schemes !! Either that or win lotto & retire - retire from what you ask? Well to retire from effort in general, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld "Why can't I just be? Why can't I live?

Whistling silly little tunes - no really I have a talent for it. Hmm ... oh and I'm pretty good at making people laugh and I am rather skilled at pretending to be going down an escalator - I do it all the time at work ... it's good for your thighs!

Also I'm quite brilliant at following through with my hair brained schemes !! (thank you snugglepot - thank you - du tak !!)

Also I am rather skilled at making money - lots of it infact, the only downside is I'm equally good at spending it, lots of it infact.

Well there's several things, my loudness or my ridiculously large collection of shoes - I should be named Imelda Marcos because of them. Also I am easily distracted & I do tend to speak really fast - only because I have an awful lot to say but just a very small amount of time to say it in! But mostly because I get excited very easily - I speak fast when I'm excited, I dunno it's just an automatic reflex of mine.

Oh & I am addicted to eBay - eBay is the bane of my existence & also the greatest thing since sliced bread - it's a complicated relationship I have with eBay. So yes I rave on & on about that damned confounded "online market place" **plug plug** - But I can't help it! Oh crap ... maybe there's shrinks for these kinds of things?

Fave Movies: Bridget Jones' Diary, Troy, Kill Bill, Bourne Identity, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off North by Northwest, Run Lola Run aka Lola Rennt & Amelie - I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

Fave Books: Anything Where's Wally, The Devil Wears Prada, The Joy Luck Club, The Da Vinci Code, Samurai William, Readers Digest Ultimate Collection of Fairytales, The Odyssey - direct translation.

Fave Music: Magic Dirt, The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Tim Christensen, Darren Hanlon, Bic Runga, Chemical Bros., Doors, Sundays.

Fave Foods: Oporto's, Kit Kats, Lots of Bacon & Lots of Cheese, Chocolate anything!!(except with peppermint - for some reason I'm not a mint & chocolate person). Oh & I can't really eat McDonald's in the ammounts I used to after seeing Supersize Me - I like my liver the way it is now - functioning.

*Best Mates - Mel, Dale, Beth, Kenny: Man we can get upto some funny shit when we're bored ("QUICK! - To the Bat Cave!!! - haha, Dale that one's for you!)

*My Dogs - I have 2 gorgeous miniature fox terriers named Borris & Natasha - they are my children!!

*Dad - I love my Dad! He's the Big Brother I never had & the Dad everyone wishes they had - he's my father, the Hero.

*My Laptop - I am addicted to eBay among other things...

*Tissues & Toilet Paper - well they're pretty self explainatory right? Oh & in more recent times I've been known to break down in public displays of watery affection - goodbyes are hard, oh so hard.

*Love & Sex - it's something that is the worst thing in the world & the greatest thing in the world all at the same time.

What next weeks winning lottery numbers will be...

How I am going to pay for that item on eBay when my bank account shows a negative balance...

What country I want to visit next ... Sweden !!

Does my bum look big in this?

Are we there yet?

Whether I should go and check the fridge again incase the contents changed in the last 2 minutes...

Either working, vegetating, recovering from the day before (Vodka - appears to be my poison of choice... please no more, I'm begging you...) or I'm out with my mates living it up! ...

Or I'm selling the remaining contents of my room on eBay to fund my future overseas adventures ... Mel you were right if I keep on eBaying I'm going to find myself alone in my room with only a bag full of money, the pyjamas I'm wearing & a bedframe which exceeded the postage limitations!

Yes it was me who farted in the elevator & I did use the last of toilet paper except one square so I wouldn't have to change the roll although morally I should have... Oh & I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok, because I sleep all night and I work all day...

If you have a Hattori Hanzo sword which you are willing to part with you should message me...

Oh & if you are taller than me, have a socially acceptable IQ level, & you think you're mildy attractive & fractionally amusing message me aswell.

MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER!!! - I can't stress that last point enough, please no sugar daddy's ... or anyone more than 4 years older than me please just move along now ... eeeewwww!!!