When the hell did OkCupid decide I live in Maendy?? Never even been to the place to the best of my knowledge... anyway I tried to update this earlier but no such luck. Hmmm. I decided that instead of (sensibly) editing some of my profile/just writing a quick update of a note, I'd rather just add another paragraph or two to this long, rambling *thing*... Well, job done. (Forgot to mention the main point of this update... I've now officially relocated to Paris! And I'm loving it!)

Okay... I think we need to form some sort of army... someone is going to have to take on facebook soon, as it actually appears to be taking over the world! (Yes... I am a member...) All the same... who's with me??

The tetris-esque pieces that appear at the top of the fabulous Quickmatch actually made me laugh quite a bit. I think this one little piece of info probably tells you more about me than most of the rest of this profile...

"Come to the dark side... we have cookies"

I've written a whole lot of crap down here haven't I... I may change it all at some point. Or on the other hand I might keep adding to it until it becomes truly novel-esque, hmm, decisions.

I like quoting stuff.... apologies if this habit annoys you...

"I intend to live forever..... so far, so good" :-)

My new favourite word... flibbertigibbet. Means "a scatty or disorganised woman". That's me :-D

Me. I'm, well, I dunno really :-\. Why's this mandatory again? Right, about me then... I'm kinda shy sometimes, not shy at all when I'm drunk.... Um, I'm very chatty, when you get me talking I don't shut up, good luck getting me to start though....random the lol lol, you never know ... um I just realised after reading this that I never used the word sex once, not once. So I thought I should put it in, conform with the majority sort of thing...... who wants to be the odd one out, eh...

And finally, in the words of that wonderful upstanding philosopher that we know as... Avril Lavigne "I'd rather be anything but ordinary, please"

Wow, this really needed updating as it is now well over two years since I even stepped foot inside a school and I've been studying psychology for quite a while lol. Right now what I'm doing with my life is spending most of it bumming around and watching tv. Although I have recently got a job... woo... and hence lost a fair bit of weight too as a bonus... amazing what a job can do for you! Ummmm, that's about it really. I've been to uni once or twice this year as well I guess. Hmmm.

Being lazy. If you ever need anyone to just generally hang around being damn lazy, I'm your girl! But don't worry, I have plenty of energy when I need it ;-)

Singing. Well, singing badly... well, singing loudly anyway. I can definitely manage silly loudly pretty well.

Getting very drunk off very small amounts of alcohol. I believe this is a talent worth having...

All depends when people meet me. Some people notice how shy an quiet I am.... others notice how loud an bubbly I am. I'm a million different people, right? (oh, an everyone notices the littleness of me...I'm very little, lol)

If, by chance, they happen to meet me when I've been travelling for nine hours (on what should have been a 3 and a half hour journey), after having not slept for about 4 days, jacked up on serious amounts of caffeine, having had to give up my car because it's decided to break down completely, having driven a strange car all of that way, and gotten lost several times EVEN with the help of sat nav... and then I'd gotten very drunk very quickly off of half a bottle of southern comfort... then you'd probably notice the odd way that I'm rocking and shaking, and laughing randomly in the corner. Ya know, just, hypothetically speaking...

Pirates of the Caribbean. Amazing film, with a lush cast ;-) Johnny Depp, mm, should I highlight Orlando Bloom too? lol, ooh , an I just saw Skeleton Key.. was impressed with that, an I'm not usually impressed by silly horror movies lol. An' I liek Tim Burton... he's great lol

Anything by Terry Pratchett generally a good read (Good Omens by Pratchett and Neil Gaimen (or howeva its spelt) is bril).

Music? Hmm, I listen to anything and everything, literally, never know wotya might like really.

And I've got a real sweet tooth ;-) anything with sugar, lol. But being female chocolate definitely a fave

And whilst I'm on favourites, websites... I can't take credit for having anything to do with these sites but they're really cool lol www.penny-arcade.com and www.foon.co.uk surreal and funny lol, look at them!

Food, clothes (not many though, my clothes tend to be pretty small...), my mates, my photo album, my toothbrush (strange, I know, but I can't stand having dirty teeth) and my phone. Not the most creative list, but, that's what I couldn't go on with if I didn't have... and of course chocolate. And The Lush Shop, mmmm, lush shop.

Although, really if I'm being practical, beyond my actual body (oh ya know organs and skin and the like), all I really need is.. air, food, water, shelter, Johnny Depp films and chocolate (What!?!? There are some things a girl just NEEDS)

Everything.

Recently... why people insist on put several kisses on the end of messages to people that they would never actually kiss *in real life*. I'm very much against this xxxx nonsense... I make a point only to send kisses to people that I would actually kiss if they were physically there with me.

Also, when does whipped cream stop being cream per se. Is there a certain pre-specified level of whippedness that needs to be achieved?

The universe. Where does it end. Does it end? How did it come about? Is there really a discworld? Would it be fun to ride on the back of Great A'Tuin???? Sounds like a blast to me...

Elvis Costello. I don't know why.

Very very drunk on as little money as is humanly possible (I'm very very poor these days... anyone want to employ me? It would be much appreciated...)

Dancing around like a (slightly) crazy person, and probably, in turn, laughing at other people who are dancing, commenting on the fact that they look like crazy people. Hey, it's what I do.

Lol, not really much private stuff to be honest. Hmm, anything that was private isn't now :-)(too many drunken nights out) . Yeh, can't think of much

I dunno, you think you could possibly put up with me? I mean, that'd be a challenge in itself.

P.S. if you're thinking of messaging me, do me a favour and try not to "woo" me. Even just a lil "hi" is better, dunno, maybe the woo's just aren't personal enough. :-)

I am now the owner of a very large mail box so I don't have to delete messages to make space woooo... thanks to the person who bought me that by the way!!!

Oh just do it. Go on. You know you want to. It could be worth it. On the other hand it might be very un-worth it (that makes sense on some level I'm sure). Oh I don't know why you're listening to me. I talk nonsense half the time anyway.....