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32 F Weybridge, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ello, thanks for checking out my profile!

A bit about me: I am a fat babe; a socialist; a kinkster; a feminist.

I have a pretty dark, pervy and twisted sense of humour; I try and hang out with awesome empathetic people who make me laugh and think; I love to dance.

I like skulls and tattoos; I occasionally enjoy wearing corsets; I often fantasise about (and eat) delicious food mmm; I have a thing for glitter and the colour pink; and I spend a lot of time on Tumblr.

My reason for being on OKC is to go on dates with cool people and see if there's a spark. I socialise and participate a lot in the BDSM scene, so I guess I'm looking for someone who's a bit alternative and is comfortable with kink.

I like flowers and romance, being a priority to the one I'm with, and being shown I'm adored. I love grand gestures; thoughtfulness means an awful lot to me and of course goes both ways.

Side note: I like beards and sinister moustaches, and sometimes I dress up as a unicorn.

Oo and I sing in a band which is awesome fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just trundling along really, and trying to have as much fun and interesting experiences as possible - my social life is extremely busy, the way I see it is I might as well enjoy myself because really that's what life's about. However It would be fab to have someone to share these experiences with.

I'm not a risk taker in terms of extreme sports and that type of thing, but I suppose I'm a bit of a hedonist; I love finding new and different ways to experience pleasure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being kind
Looking cute
Other stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gawd knows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Hilary Mantel, Georgette Heyer, Robert Harris, PG Wodehouse, HG Wells, Jane Austin (my favourite book is Persuasion), thousands more.

Film: Amelie, ET, Jaws, Halloween, Secretary, Willow, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, The Rocky Horror Show, ALL THE CHRISTMAS FILMS, thousands more.

Shows: Bob's Burgers, American Horror Story, Community, OITNB, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, thousands more.

Radio/Podcasts: Cabin Pressure, Welcome To Nightvale, Stuff You Missed In History Class.

Music: Dolly Parton, Arcade Fire, Smashing Pumpkins, Muddy Waters, David Bowie, Venetian Snares, Clan of Xymox, thousands more.

Food: A good ole English BBQ in the rain, picnics, sushi, BRUNCH. Oh my god I love brunch. Literally everything else food related except bananas and tomatoes which are just wrong.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family & Friends
Amazing food
Amazing sex
The internet
And laughter, so more than six, oops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tim Curry in drag.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a bar or pub, dancing, at home watching telly, contemplating further tattoos, fantasising, at the cinema, in a restaurant, in bed, getting sucked into a Tumblr/YouTube vortex of ever increasing weirdness, in a fetish club, somewhere with friends. Not all at once obvi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an unhealthy addiction to looking at the weird bits of the internet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I'm pretty and sound interesting. If you like weird, silly, clever, intense girls who like cuddles. If you have emotional intelligence (this is important). If you're kind. If you're a bit like Westley in The Princess Bride. If you like being adored. If you're into D/s and kink. If you'd like to introduce me to good tasting whiskies. And if you're not a douche.