Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***please do not send me crude/sexual messages it's gross and I'll
report your ass***
Quite keen to meet someone for mutual adoration and kisses.
My profile is a bit of a stream of consciousness (a mess) so please
bear with me!! :)
Some words that describe me: smart, kind, fat (and happy with
that), pretty, discerning, romantic, snarky, loyal, socialist,
Big fan of halloween and cake. History nerd. Songwriter and singer
in a band, I also collab with an actual guitar wizard - the music
is a bit... Different.
Girl-next-door by day, alternative kinkster by night (you don't
have to be, but you should know). I'm not interested in casual
Trust is really important innit.
It'd be rad to go on dates with cool people and see if there's a
If you want to get in my pants make me laugh, tell me I'm pretty
and buy me doughnuts.
First date ideas - cheeky nandos* or gtfu.
*or, you know, take a walk along the southbank together or
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just trundling along really, and trying to have as many fun,
exciting and interesting experiences as possible - my social life
is often extremely busy and varied.
However it would be fab to have someone to share these experiences
with. Also I want someone to watch Netflix with and snuggle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How fat and cute I am. Or if it's not too much of a cliche I guess
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Eh this bit always seems like an exercise in intellectual
masturbation so I'm going to resist filling it in except to say
right now I'm really into shitty Dwayne Johnson films, the American
version of The Office (Pam and Jim forever), brunch and David
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family & Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gigging, writing songs, setting sucked into a netflix series vortex
in bed with pizza, clubbing with friends, having a lot of fun.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Westley from The Princess Bride, Idris Elba, Dwayne Johnson,
or Peggy Carter.
Who are you looking for?
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