Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, let me say that I am willing to lie about how we met. I
assume this works like eBay. Describe the product that you will be
bidding on and wait to see who wins the auction. Anyhow, I guess I
am suppose to say something profound here that will catch the
attention of whomever may be reading this: Before you criticize
someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you
criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I am many, kitchen, and hideous
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I guess I'll start by telling you my typical cocktail and martini
party answer. I'm working at the University of Minnesota. I'm
working on my house. I'm managing, coping and all that other crap I
tend to tell others so I can spend a few moments in a sugar-coated
world where everyone thinks my life is so wonderful and
problem-free. Now, for those that may be interested...the truth. At
35 years of age, I've just started the long and arduous journey
toward changing my life. I'm tired and disheartened by so much in
life, I need to change and find out what I realy want in life. One
step at a time I guess. I really never expected this to be my life.
I drink too much, I smoke too much. I'm overly picky about who I
will socialize with. I'm a republican by nature but am really
having trouble with that due to the current administration. I try
to keep my feelings internalized rather than blurt out the things
in the world that really affect me emotionally. I try to hide it
away. I don't like the fact that I do that but the reality is, so
few people in the world really care about anything other than
themselves. I'm tainted. My heart is turning a deeper shade of
black. I'm completely uninspired as of late. I suppose I have had
many opportunities thrown my way but I really just thing I've
decided to become the standard rather than being anything out of
the ordinary. Hum drum me. People are starving and being killed and
here I am, complaining about the most insignificant things. How
human of me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh at the expense of others.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can make anyone laugh....or I can make anyone cry...depending on
how I feel. Unfortunately, I end up feeling regret after the fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) Brave New World b) Too many to pick one. c) Swing/Big Band 4)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Oxygen 2) A heart 3) Cigs 4) Music 5) Social Interaction 6)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the people in the world that think their motives are the most
important and how they are willing to do anything for their agenda.
How people don't realize the permanence of death. How people can be
such extremists about their religious beliefs. How someone could
possibly ascribe to a belief in a God that allows the nutcases to
run around rampantly, running governments and militias and
terrorist groups. I wonder why people hate Americans so much. I
wonder what our government is doing behind our backs to make others
despise us. I wonder if there is a God. I mean, those hurricanes in
Florida sure seem like a Godly vengeance or a warning for them to
not fuck up the election this time around.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading a book, working on my house, watching a movie. Nothing too
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you're probably ugly inside and out and you don't and never will
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