Unapologetic nerd (but not so much that I can't put an outfit together).
Host of world-renowned game nights.
GGG, sex-positive, and feminist.
And most importantly, the sole proprietor of the infinity bathroom.
Non-day-job-work-type-stuff: theater producer, real estate investor.
My go-to for physical activity is acroyoga (for the uninitiated, it's a non-boring type of yoga where you get all Cirque Du Soleil). Rock climbing is also fun, but I stick to bouldering. Ain't nobody got time for all those ropes.
Here’s what I really want to be doing: feeding a sloth a grape. I saw this happen on Conan once, and it was like I suddenly had a new calling in life. If you have access to a sloth, please message me immediately.
Improv. I performed in the city for a few years and catch shows whenever I can.
Settlers. I'll trade you sheep for wood so fast you'll wish you'd worn protection.
Feeding grapes to sloths. True, I haven't tried it yet, but it's the kind of thing I could see myself naturally being really good at.
The last thing they notice is that I stole their wallet.
As far as TV goes, there is only one show that anybody needs to ever watch: Twin Peaks. When I finished I threw the TV in the garbage, but then I got another one in case I ever have a guest over who hasn't seen it. (With enough arm-twisting I'll admit that I also really like Bob's Burgers, Freaks and Geeks, and Lie To Me. And there will always be a special place in my heart for Pete and Pete.)
I listen to a lot of girl-fronted punk bands and kind of have crushes on all of them.
I'd call myself a foodie if I didn't hate the word so much. My MO is usually to get a bunch of small plates because I don't want to have to pick just one thing. For special occasions I’m a big fan of tasting menus, but otherwise a good bowl of ramen and some shrimp buns can make my whole day.
Sneezy is dead to me.