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Danonymity

32 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Non-finance guy who works in finance anyway.
Unapologetic nerd with a sense of fashion.
Curious enough to kill a very large cat.
GGG and sex-positive.
Host of world-renowned game nights.
And most importantly, the owner of the infinity bathroom.
What I’m doing with my life
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Computer scientist that got lured into high-speed trading. I had some ethical concerns about working on Wall Street, but I joined a firm where we like to think of ourselves as the good guys of the finance world. I guess the bad guys think that too, but I wouldn't really know because we're the good guys.

After work I'm usually doing acroyoga (for the uninitiated, it's a non-boring type of yoga where you get all Cirque Du Soleil). Rock climbing is also fun, but I stick to bouldering because fuck ropes.

Here’s what I really want to be doing: feeding a sloth a grape. I saw this happen on Conan once, and it was like I suddenly had a new calling in life. If you have access to a sloth, please message me immediately.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snowboarding. Relatively. I only started five years ago but what I lack in technical prowess I make up for in sheer willingness to go down whatever.

Improv. I performed in the city for a few years and catch shows whenever I can.

Settlers. I'll trade you sheep for wood so fast you'll wish you'd worn protection.

Feeding grapes to sloths. I haven't tried it before, but it's the kind of thing I could see myself naturally being really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I make direct eye contact and smile.

The last thing they notice is that I stole their wallet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read, but my tastes are all over the place. I’ll dive into some behavioral psychology, then a political thriller, and then some quirky fiction. If I had to pick one favorite it would be Pride and Prejudice, sans zombies.

As far as TV goes, there is only one show that anybody needs to ever watch: Twin Peaks. When I finished I threw the TV in the garbage, but then my roommate made me get another one because he hadn’t seen it yet. (With enough arm-twisting I'll admit that I also really like Bob's Burgers, Orange Is The New Black, and Lie To Me.)

I'd call myself a foodie if I didn't hate the word so much. My MO is usually to get a bunch of small plates because I don't want to have to pick just one thing. For special occasions I’m a big fan of tasting menus, but otherwise a bowl of Momofuku ramen and some shrimp buns can make my whole day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful, and Doc.

Sneezy is dead to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was in the 5th grade I got the lead in the class play. I was VERY proud of myself, although my family moved in the middle of the school year and I didn’t actually get to perform. Looking back, it was probably for the best - the play was the Rosa Parks story and as one of the few white kids in my class I was cast as the bus driver. Maybe not the shining accolade I thought it was.

2nd most private: baby animals get me every. single. time.
You should message me if
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I think it's obvious, but just in case: you have access to a sloth that hangs adorably from a garment rack and is hungry for a grape. Simple as that.

You know why I cringe a little whenever I hear someone call something "random".

We're a really high match. At the very least we'd probably make good friends.