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32 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:08pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I still believe in adventures. I want to go paragliding and explore ancient Mayan ruins. Maybe smuggle some diamonds along the way. Come to think of it, my entire worldview was shaped by the Chipmunks movie (the old one, not the shitty remake).

I grew up in New York, and during my exploratory phase I moved to Boston, San Francisco, Portland and Seattle. I came back here though, because - and I know no one’s ever said this before - it’s probably the greatest city in the world. (Your mind = blown.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I build high-speed trading software for a prop shop. We like to think of ourselves as the good guys in the finance world. I guess that’s probably what the bad guys think also, but I don’t know for sure because we’re the good guys.

In the evenings I'm usually climbing at Brooklyn Boulders or doing some acroyoga (for the uninitiated, it's a non-boring type of yoga where you get all Cirque Du Soleil).

Here’s what I really want to be doing: feeding a sloth a grape. I saw this happen on Conan once, and it was like I suddenly had a new calling in life. If you have access to a sloth, please message me immediately.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snowboarding and rock climbing. When I moved back to NYC in 2009 I started doing both and am totally in love with them. I’m not nationally ranked or anything, but I’ve definitely learned a ton over the past five years.

(side note: I AM nationally ranked for something. If you’re cool I’ll tell you about it, but that’s definitely more of a third date story.)

Improv. I performed in the city for a few years and catch shows whenever I can.

Feeding grapes to sloths. Probably. I’ve never tried, but I could see that being the kind of thing I’m just naturally fantastic at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I make direct eye contact and smile.

The last thing they notice is that I stole their wallet.

I also continually get told that I'm a lot better-looking than my pictures. Maybe I should get some better pictures, but I'm really enjoying how thrilled (relieved?) all my dates look when we meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like to read, but my tastes are all over the place. I’ll dive into some David Foster Wallace, then a book on social dynamics, then brush up on some conspiracy theories (ONE of them has to be true, right?)

As far as TV goes, there is only one show that anybody needs to ever watch: Twin Peaks. After that I threw the TV in the garbage, but then my roommate made me get another one because he hadn’t seen it yet.

I’m a big fan of tasting menus. I went to Hong Kong this year on business, and I basically spent all my per diem eating at every fancy restaurant they have. It’s one of the few places I want to go back and visit again. (If I’m not eating super fancy, though, I’m all about the ramen at Bassanova.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful, and Doc.

Sneezy is dead to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to find a good contractor to renovate my place. If you’re good with plumbing, drywall, basic carpentry, interior design, or simply watch a lot of HGTV then please get in touch with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing aimlessly, never bored, entertaining neophytes, always trying great meals, and intentionally lying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was in the 5th grade I got the lead in the class play. I was VERY proud of myself, although my family moved in the middle of the school year and I didn’t actually get to perform. Looking back, it was probably for the best - the play was the Rosa Parks story and as one of the few white kids in my class I was cast as the bus driver. Maybe not the shining accolade I thought it was.

2nd most private: I've been asked to do porn.
You should message me if
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Do I really need to spell it out? You have or otherwise know of a sloth, and said sloth hangs adorably from a garment rack and is hungry for a grape. Simple as that.

You're left-handed. I don't know why but I get along famously with left-handed people. (I’m realizing a lot of my friends are right-handed also, so keep that in mind I guess).