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32 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Non-finance guy who works in finance anyway.
Unapologetic nerd with a sense of fashion.
Curious enough to kill a very large cat.
GGG and sex-positive.
Host of world-renowned game nights.
And most importantly, the owner of the infinity bathroom.
What I’m doing with my life
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Computer scientist that got lured into high-speed trading. I had some ethical concerns about working on Wall Street, but I joined a firm where we like to think of ourselves as the good guys of the finance world. I guess the bad guys think that too, but I wouldn't really know because we're the good guys.

After work I'm usually doing acroyoga (for the uninitiated, it's a non-boring type of yoga where you get all Cirque Du Soleil). Rock climbing is also fun, but I stick to bouldering because fuck ropes.

Here’s what I really want to be doing: feeding a sloth a grape. I saw this happen on Conan once, and it was like I suddenly had a new calling in life. If you have access to a sloth, please message me immediately.
I’m really good at
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Snowboarding. Relatively. I only started five years ago but what I lack in technical prowess I make up for in sheer willingness to go down whatever.

Improv. I performed in the city for a few years and catch shows whenever I can.

Settlers. I'll trade you sheep for wood so fast you'll wish you'd worn protection.

Feeding grapes to sloths. I haven't tried it before, but it's the kind of thing I could see myself naturally being really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I make direct eye contact and smile.

The last thing they notice is that I stole their wallet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read, but my tastes are all over the place. I’ll dive into some behavioral psychology, then a political thriller, and then some quirky fiction. If I had to pick one favorite it would be Pride and Prejudice, sans zombies.

As far as TV goes, there is only one show that anybody needs to ever watch: Twin Peaks. When I finished I threw the TV in the garbage, but then my roommate made me get another one because he hadn’t seen it yet. (With enough arm-twisting I'll admit that I also really like Bob's Burgers, Orange Is The New Black, and Lie To Me.)

I'd call myself a foodie if I didn't hate the word so much. My MO is usually to get a bunch of small plates because I don't want to have to pick just one thing. For special occasions I’m a big fan of tasting menus, but otherwise a bowl of Momofuku ramen and some shrimp buns can make my whole day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful, and Doc.

Sneezy is dead to me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was in the 5th grade I got the lead in the class play. I was VERY proud of myself, although my family moved in the middle of the school year and I didn’t actually get to perform. Looking back, it was probably for the best - the play was the Rosa Parks story and as one of the few white kids in my class I was cast as the bus driver. Maybe not the shining accolade I thought it was.

2nd most private: baby animals get me every. single. time.
You should message me if
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I think it's obvious, but just in case: you have access to a sloth that hangs adorably from a garment rack and is hungry for a grape. Simple as that.

You know why I cringe a little whenever I hear someone call something "random".

We're a really high match. At the very least we'd probably make good friends.