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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 12
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love what I do and do what I love....programming (among other compelling pastimes). But hey, solving algorithms while staying in touch with my feels is always a great skill. I will worship you with my multi-tasking dexterity and prove my chivalrous nature. In the meantime we can go out with friends or explore the city and all that it offers. I just moved here a few months ago, so everything is still fun and new, and I have a lot left to explore. Besides work I am pretty bad at getting enough sleep, so I'll stay up with you watching your favorite movies or whatever you desire on your typical chill nights...even if I have work in the morning.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aside from worshipping women and and the myriad that each person has to offer, I graduated from Cornell with a masters in Computer Science, whatevsss. I currently work for Microsoft as a Software Engineer in the Security team as part of Windows. I like it there...being king of the super nerds who are now cashing in on life ;) and plan to stay for a while.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Fixing things with my hands, if a human built it I can probably take it apart and fix it. Since my job requires very little work with my hands I love to find excuses to fix things (gotta exercise the hands ya know)...If you ever need a handyman, I'm all yours.
-Working on cars, though now that I am in the city I don't have one (yet). I'm looking at getting a 2014 corvette stingray, but I haven't decided for yet for sure.
-Brewing beer (and vodka of course since I'm Russian), though I haven't in the summer because it gets too hot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could attempt to use the "looking glass self" theory of sociology to determine this one, but I would most likely make false assumptions about outside perceptions of myself like most of the population.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lord of the flies, Catcher in the Rye, Night, A Clockwork Orange

Movies: Pulp Fiction, A Clock Work Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, American Psycho, American History X, Lawrence of Arabia (Long but worth every minute), Requiem for a Dream.

Music: Pendulum/Knife Party, Infected Mushroom, Dada Life, Swedish House Mafia (will be missed), Major Lazer, Muse, System of a Down, Pink Floyd, Queen, Bassnectar, Childish Gambino. Russian (Gangster) Rap is hilarious as well

Food:Sushi or steak (bison steak is even better).

*I totally advocate having you influence my tastes and further culture my interests. Learning new things about humanity is always enlightening.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good beer
2. My Computer, After all I cannot get work done without it
3. Good pair of walking shoes.
4. People to laugh with (or at).
5. Good Conversations, whether about philosophy, psychology, movies; or anything else.
6. Good Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why the rest of the country can't get on the same page as WA. Miscellaneous projects I keep starting but never get around to completing.
-how to reject the oblivion of my male privilege and become a proponent of women and everything they have to offer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Exploring Seattle with friends, perhaps dancing until I can't move. If it is a hard week, staying in, getting some work done, and having a nice home-brew...or maybe watching some TLC...or other guilty pleasure entertainment
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never had ketchup...oh god how do I live in 'Murica
Eat Sleep Rave Repeat.