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penguinfacts

24 San Antonio, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Friendly San Antonio marketing student. Atheist liberal pro-choice feminist with an attitude. Purveyor of fine snark and good debate. Eats conservatives and misogynists for breakfast.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty nice. But don't expect me to put up with a lot of bullshit. I don't suffer a lot of fools.

note: single word messages will not be replied to. Surely y'all are capable of more than 'hey'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, reading, writing, not cleaning my room, being a smartass, grammar, singing, beekeeping, lookin' good, activism, and string games. I also play a mean game of battleship.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone tells me it's my eyes, but let's not lie. I have gigantic feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm not gonna list every single book that I like. For a complete list, check the register in the Library of Congress.

If you list Ayn Rand as one of your favorite writers, get some help. Seriously.

Movies: I have a thing for WWII/Holocaust/Cold War/spy movies. also decent comedies (we're talking Zombieland and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, not whatever crap Vince Vaughn is starring in this month). Also thrillers.

Shows: More than is probably healthy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
2. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
3. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
4. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
5. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
6. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to undermine the patriarchy and supplant the capitalist regime.

Also, one of my favorite Hollywood anecdotes ever is the one where Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho off of Tom Cruise. Not any particular role. Just Tom Cruise himself.

PS: I should mention that I hate Tom Cruise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not doing much, being unemployed and poor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't give a shit if I'm in a relationship or not; if I ever get a chance to fuck Idris Elba or Lucy Liu, I'm taking it.

Also, I'm bipolar. If you can't handle that, get the fuck out.
You should message me if
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One of my favorite hollywood success stories of all time is Paul Thomas, who played Peter in Jesus Christ Superstar and then went on to star in about 350 hardcore porn films. This is called the American dream, my friends.

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