Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: I'm going to be out of the country in June, so I'm not really
looking to be doing any serious dating for the foreseeable future.
I'm still up for a chat if you seem like an interesting,
non-douchey person though.
Friendly San Antonio photography student. Atheist liberal
pro-choice feminist with an attitude. Purveyor of fine snark and
good debate. Eats conservatives and misogynists for
Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty nice. But don't expect me to put up
with a lot of bullshit. I don't suffer a lot of fools.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school. Working. Failing to achieve my wildest hopes and
dreams. You know how it goes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, reading, writing, not cleaning my room, being a smartass,
grammar, singing, beekeeping, lookin' good, activism, and string
games. I also play a mean game of battleship. It's been said I'm
good at art and stuff but that is a scurrilous lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone tells me it's my eyes, but let's not lie. I have gigantic
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I like a lot of books, and I like people who like a lot of
books. Try to keep the special snowflake white guy authors to a
minimum and we'll be fine.
If you list Ayn Rand as one of your favorite writers, get some
Movies: I have a thing for: space movies. Spy movies. Superhero
movies (the MCU is one of God's greatest gifts to nerdkind).
Understated dramatic movies. British period movies. I like a lot of
Shows: God, don't even get me started.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this
2. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this
3. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this
4. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this
5. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this
6. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to undermine the patriarchy and supplant the capitalist
Also, one of my favorite Hollywood anecdotes ever is the one where
Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho off of Tom
Cruise. Not any particular role. Just Tom Cruise himself.
PS: I should mention that I hate Tom Cruise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling out with my cats, trying to decide whether work or art
school is going to give me a stress-induces heart attack first.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm bipolar. Like actually, medically-diagnosed bipolar. If you
can't handle that, get the fuck out.
You should message me if
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