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penguinfacts

25 San Antonio, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Friendly San Antonio photography student. Atheist liberal pro-choice feminist with an attitude. Purveyor of fine snark and good debate. Eats conservatives and misogynists for breakfast.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty nice. But don't expect me to put up with a lot of bullshit. I don't suffer a lot of fools.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school. Working. Failing to achieve my wildest hopes and dreams. You know how it goes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, reading, writing, not cleaning my room, being a smartass, grammar, singing, beekeeping, lookin' good, activism, and string games. I also play a mean game of battleship. It's been said I'm good at art and stuff but that is a scurrilous lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everyone tells me it's my eyes, but let's not lie. I have gigantic feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I like a lot of books, and I like people who like a lot of books. Try to keep the special snowflake white guy authors to a minimum and we'll be fine.

If you list Ayn Rand as one of your favorite writers, get some help. Seriously.

Movies: I have a thing for: space movies. Spy movies. Superhero movies (the MCU is one of God's greatest gifts to nerdkind). Understated dramatic movies. British period movies. I like a lot of movies.

Shows: God, don't even get me started.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
2. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
3. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
4. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
5. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
6. Never having to answer a bullshit question like this again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to undermine the patriarchy and supplant the capitalist regime.

Also, one of my favorite Hollywood anecdotes ever is the one where Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho off of Tom Cruise. Not any particular role. Just Tom Cruise himself.

PS: I should mention that I hate Tom Cruise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling out with my cats, trying to decide whether work or art school is going to give me a stress-induces heart attack first.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bipolar. Like actually, medically-diagnosed bipolar. If you can't handle that, get the fuck out.
You should message me if
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You are a single man in possession of a good fortune. I've got what you're in want of.