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penguingeek

25 / M / straight / Single

Bowling Green, Ohio

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Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
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Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am neo, retro, and classical.

My Self-Summary

My name is Kyle, and I'm a geek. I love to read, game, RPG, and watch TV & movies. I'm addicted to news, educational programming, and cartoons. I don't get drunk, do drugs, nor smoke. I was "born to be mild" and wouldn't have it any other way.

I listen to Jimmy Buffett and various kinds of rock. I read mostly horror, fantasy, and satire (especially Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).

I operate off of harmonious discord. I have and use a planner, but I'm disorganized. I'm hyper and laid back. I'm a dyslexic avid reader. My fashion sense can only be described as Neo-Retro Classical.

Random wisdom:
"Slow & steady doesn't always win the race, but it won't get you splattered against the wall."
"Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you."
"There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying until you run out of cake..." (Bonus points if you know this reference)

What I’m doing with my life

Just working for now. Want to buy a place of my own.

I’m really good at

Being a smart ass.

The first things people usually notice about me

My Hawaiian shirts.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I read Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, Stephen King, and Scott Adams mostly. I love the movies Watchmen, Clue, and Rocky Horror Picture Show. I listen to most music, exceptions being new country, death metal, trendy pop, and rap. Jimmy Buffett is my all time fave.

The six things I could never do without

1) Food
2) Water
3) Oxygen
4) Sunlight
5) Shelter
6) The Time Warp

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Life, the Universe, and Everything.

On a typical Friday night I am

Watching TV or at Anime Club.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

*statement deleted for national security reasons*

You should message me if

You have a proton pack you want to share.
-or-
You know the Ultimate Answer to the question of life, the Universe, and everything.
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You can discuss world domination or the zombie apocalypse in total seriousness.
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You find me amusing.