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penisjr

29 F Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am part Wednesday Addams, part Daria, part Darlene Connor, and part Liz Lemon. I'm full of funny stories and random facts. I have a dry/dark/sarcastic/black sense of humor. I laugh at things that are inappropriate. My friends have told me I remind them of Juno or Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I'm not a manic pixie dream girl.

Random stuff about me:

I'm a huge Milwaukee Brewers fan. Right field bleachers FTW!

I've been on the Anderson Cooper show, ABC 20/20 and PlayboyTV for my job. I'm a camgirl and stripper. I've done interviews with a lot of major news outlets.

I shop at secondhand stores for just about everything because I'm cheap and I like treasure hunting. I very rarely buy things new, or if I do, I don't pay full price.

I (infrequently) play video games (preferably first person shooters, in groups) and I used to play D&D. I don't play often because my gaming friends have dispersed.

I watch tons of movies. Four Star is the best thing ever, but now I download most of my movies. I love to ski (usually at Cascade) and I am accident prone. I love to cook and bake. I'm very spontaneous. I work out a few times a week at Princeton Club, and keeping myself in the best physical shape is very important to me. I generally stick to a high protein diet. I love swing dancing.

I like to make random, useful objects out of old materials. I love to read. I compulsively collect music via Soulseek. I travel whenever I can. I love New Orleans. I'm obsessed with classic jazz and ragtime music.

I am pansexual and sapiosexual, not bisexual, but bisexual is about as close as it gets on OkCupid.

I have a Pomeranian and a Pomeranian/Chihuahua mix. They are evil geniuses.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a stripper at Silk Exotic in Madison and Cruisin' Chubby's in Wisconsin Dells. When I'm dancing (I split my time between dancing and camming/phone sex operating) I am usually incredibly busy. I usually work 4-5 days a week, and body maintenance takes up a lot of time, too. Despite my job, I'm actually a nevernude.

I'm also an independent camgirl/phone sex operator. I intend to work in the adult industry as long as I can because it is awesome money and allows me to take as much time off as I need. In other words, I can travel as much as I want. It's the best of both worlds. When I'm too rickety to dance (probably soon at this rate), I'm going to use my sexual knowledge to be a sex therapist.

I love my job because it allows me to be social and my performance usually reflects what kind of mood I'm in. I can be ridiculous and have loads of fun at work, and I don't think many people can say that. I tried corporate America and realized that it is not for me.
I’m really good at
Changing really fast (without taking my shoes off), walking in eight inch stilettos, SEO, stripper/camgirl mentoring, telling douchebags to fuck off, rapping, and remembering lyrics to songs. Seriously, the last one is a curse.

Also, analyzing and relating to people, making coffee, cooking/baking, making people laugh, making fun of people without them realizing it..
The first things people usually notice about me
My inappropriate sense of humor, monotone voice, or the boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: East of Eden, White Oleander, The Catcher in the Rye, Choke, House of the Spirits, The Collector, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Lolita, Naked, Devil in the White City

Movies: American Psycho, American Beauty, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Scoop, The Magdalene Sisters, The Big Lebowski, Ghost World, Goodfellas, Casino, Do The Right Thing, High Fidelity, I Shot Andy Warhol, Across the Universe, Lolita (Lyne version), Kill Bill, Boondock Saints, Amelie, Happenstance, Everything is Illuminated, Happy Endings, The Opposite of Sex, Wayne's World, Pulp Fiction, Grosse Point Blank, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Cold Mountain, Clerks, Anchorman, A Very Long Engagement, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Turn Me On, Goddamit!, Django Unchained

Music: Guns N' Roses, Interpol, Ambulance, LTD, Doves, Jelly Roll Morton, Ministry, Louis Prima, The Faint, Ke$ha, LMFAO, Zero 7, Coldplay, Bix Beiderbecke, Glenn Miller Orchestra, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, Ben Folds (+/- Five), Alice in Chains, Broken Social Scene, Placebo, Depeche Mode, Eels, Hot Hot Heat, Lisa Loeb, Smashing Pumpkins, Starlite Desperation, Metric

TV: Arrested Development, Boardwalk Empire, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, Treme, 30 Rock, Weeds, House of Cards, 2 Broke Girls, Homeland

Basically, anything directed by Woody Allen, Mary Harron, Martin Scorcese, Spike Lee, David Fincher, Sam Mendes, and Tarantino. Also, Edward Norton, Scarlett Johansson, John Cusack, Robert DeNiro and Christian Bale are amazing.

Food: French & Indian cooking and home cooked meals, in general. I love trying new restaurants. I'm always up for something I haven't tried before, with a few disgusting exceptions.. like bone marrow or tripe. I love Vietnamese, too.
The six things I could never do without
1. Other humans, particularly my friends and family.
2. My kinks
3. Music
4. Electrolyte-infused water
5. Internets
6. Generic utility item
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My son. Human nature and logic. Weird sex. My future. Finances.

Why so many non-sex industry women are so crazy/catty/insecure/self-loathing.
On a typical Friday night I am
More than likely, I'm working. Or at a Brewers game. Please save me from being a workaholic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a key to the city of Pasadena and I know all the words to the theme song of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego.

Almost all of my friends are guys, with the exception of my stripper/camgirl friends. I've just found that I have more in common with guys. And I'm wired like a guy.

I have Postural Orthostatic Tachychardia Syndrome (POTS) and Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) type III.

I'm @SilkenFloss on Twitter, and you can read my work blog on www.dominoxxx.com. You can check out my photo blog on www.dominoxxx.net.

Snapchat: dominoxxx
Instagram: dominodamoiselle
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have the personality of a dead moth.

You want to go to a Brewers game.

You don't have a Madonna/whore complex.

You dress like a dapper gentleman from the 1920's.

You have a group of friends that want to play CTF games of Halo for hours.

You know how to swing dance - East Coast Swing style.

Please DON'T message me because you want me to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend. I'm just going to be mean to you.

Please DON'T message me to interrogate me about my job. I'm fine with answering curious questions, but wait until you have at least had a response from me before you fire questions at me. Otherwise, it's rude. Also, just because you've dated a stripper before doesn't mean I'm automatically interested in you, nor does it prove that you "understand how the industry works". Don't use these as lines. It won't impress me and it just illustrates how ignorant you are.

If you're looking to get my attention, the way NOT to do it is by commenting on my job, my looks, or by just saying "What's up" or "hi". I appreciate every compliment I get, but you're not really giving me much to go on. Sending me something that will start an interesting conversation is what gets my attention. Tell me something interesting about yourself!