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penisjr

30 San Jose, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Demisexual, Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Danish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am part Wednesday Addams, part Daria, part Darlene Connor, part Lisbeth Salander and part Liz Lemon. I'm full of funny stories and random facts. I have a dry/dark/sarcastic/black sense of humor. I laugh at things that are inappropriate. My friends have told me I remind them of Juno or Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I'm not a manic pixie dream girl.

Snapchat: DominoDamoisell
IG: DominoDamoiselle

Random stuff about me:

I'm a huge Milwaukee Brewers fan. Right field bleachers FTW!

I shop at secondhand stores for just about everything because I'm cheap and I like treasure hunting. I very rarely buy things new, or if I do, I don't pay full price.

I (infrequently) play video games (preferably first person shooters, in groups) and I used to play D&D. I don't play often because my gaming friends have dispersed.

I watch tons of movies. Four Star is the best thing ever, but now I stream/download most of my movies. I love to ski (usually at Cascade) and I am accident prone. I love to cook and bake. I'm very spontaneous. I work out a few times a week at Princeton Club, and keeping myself in the best physical shape is very important to me. I generally stick to a high protein diet. I love swing dancing.

I love to read. I compulsively collect music via Soulseek. I travel whenever I can. I love New Orleans. I'm obsessed with classic jazz and ragtime music.

Travel plans: Boston, April 2015; San Francisco, March 2015; Croatia, Summer 2015

Former travels: Costa Rica, New Orleans, Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Hawaii, The Bahamas, Mexico, and tons of American cities and states.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a stripper at Cruisin' Chubbys in Wisconsin Dells. When I'm dancing (I split my time between dancing and camming/phone sex operating) I am usually incredibly busy. I usually work 4-5 days a week, and body maintenance takes up a lot of time, too. Despite my job, I'm actually a nevernude.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Changing really fast (without taking my shoes off), brand building, walking in eight inch stilettos, stripper/camgirl mentoring, telling douchebags to fuck off, rapping, and remembering lyrics to songs. Seriously, the last one is a curse.

Also, analyzing and relating to people, making coffee, cooking/baking, making people laugh, making fun of people without them realizing it..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're way shorter than I thought you'd be."

And I hate it when dudes tell me I should smile or ask why I'm not smiling. Don't be one of them, please. Or when people tell me to show teeth. That's just not my natural way of smiling. Whenever I smile for no apparent reason, everyone around me thinks they're going to be attacked in some way within a matter of seconds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: East of Eden, White Oleander, The Catcher in the Rye, Choke, House of the Spirits, The Collector, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Lolita, Naked, Devil in the White City, The Last Madam, Sin in the Second City

Movies: American Psycho, American Beauty, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Scoop, The Magdalene Sisters, The Big Lebowski, Ghost World, Goodfellas, Casino, Do The Right Thing, High Fidelity, I Shot Andy Warhol, Across the Universe, Lolita (Lyne version), Kill Bill, Boondock Saints, Amelie, Happenstance, Everything is Illuminated, Happy Endings, The Opposite of Sex, Wayne's World, Pulp Fiction, Grosse Point Blank, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Cold Mountain, Clerks, Anchorman, A Very Long Engagement, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Turn Me On, Goddamit!, Django Unchained, Dirty Work, Nymphomaniac, Interstellar

Music: Guns N' Roses, Interpol, Ambulance, LTD, Doves, Jelly Roll Morton, Ministry, Louis Prima, The Faint, Ke$ha, LMFAO, Zero 7, Coldplay, Bix Beiderbecke, Glenn Miller Orchestra, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, Ben Folds (+/- Five), Alice in Chains, Broken Social Scene, Placebo, Depeche Mode, Eels, Hot Hot Heat, Lisa Loeb, Smashing Pumpkins, Starlite Desperation, Metric

TV: Arrested Development, Boardwalk Empire, Orange is the New Black, Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Treme, 30 Rock, House of Cards, 2 Broke Girls, Homeland, Fargo, Orphan Black, Rita, Masters of Sex

Basically, anything directed by Woody Allen, Mary Harron, Martin Scorcese, Spike Lee, David Fincher, Sam Mendes, and Tarantino. Also, Leo, Daniel Day-Lewis, Edward Norton, Scarlett Johansson, Christoph Waltz, sad bastard John Cusack movies, Robert DeNiro and Christian Bale are amazing.

Food: French & Indian cooking and home cooked meals, in general. I love trying new restaurants. I'm always up for something I haven't tried before. I love Vietnamese, too. Icelandic food was shockingly delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Other humans, particularly my friends and family.
2. My kinks
3. Music
4. Electrolyte-infused water
5. Internets
6. Generic utility item
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My son. Human nature and logic. Weird sex. My future. Finances. How the brains of psychopaths work. My seemingly neverending list of medical ailments.

Why so many non-sex industry women are so crazy/catty/insecure/self-loathing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More than likely, I'm working. Or at a Brewers game. Please save me from being a workaholic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a key to the city of Pasadena and I know all the words to the theme song of Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego.

I have Postural Orthostatic Tachychardia Syndrome (POTS) and Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) type III.

I'm @SilkenFloss on Twitter, and you can read my work blog on www.dominoxxx.com. You can check out my photo blog on www.dominoxxx.net.

Snapchat: DominoDamoisell
Instagram: dominodamoiselle

My profile is booby trapped with certain lines that help me weed people out. Make generic, lame comments via a first message at your own risk.
You should message me if
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You want to go to a Brewers game.

You don't have a Madonna/whore complex.

You dress like a dapper gentleman from the 1920s but aren't a hipster.

Please DON'T message me to interrogate me about my job. I'm fine with answering curious questions, but wait until you have at least had a response from me before you fire questions at me.

If you're looking to get my attention, the way NOT to do it is by commenting on my job, my looks, or by just saying "What's up" or "hi". I appreciate every compliment I get, but you're not really giving me much to go on. Sending me something that will start an interesting conversation is what gets my attention. Tell me something interesting about yourself!