I've been banned from nearly every form of social media at least once. Don't ask me if I have Snapchat.
I call Madison, Wisconsin home, but if I'm showing up in your city, it's likely because I'm traveling and there for a day or two. And I probably have a reason for being there.
I'm full of funny stories and random facts. I have a dry/dark/sarcastic/black sense of humor. I laugh at things that are inappropriate. My friends have told me I remind them of Juno or Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I'm not a manic pixie dream girl.
Random stuff about me:
I've been a big baseball fan since the Deion Sanders era. I was raised a Cubs fan, but I converted to a Milwaukee Brewers fan... Because I live in Wisconsin and the Cubs are lame. Right field bleachers FTW!
I shop at secondhand stores for just about everything because I'm cheap and I like treasure hunting. I very rarely buy things new.
I (infrequently) play video games (preferably first person shooters, in groups) and I used to play D&D. I don't play often because my gaming friends have dispersed.
I watch tons of movies. Four Star is the best thing ever, but now I stream/download most of my movies. I love to ski (usually at Cascade) and I am accident prone. I love to cook and bake. I'm very spontaneous. I work out a few times a week at Princeton Club, and keeping myself in the best physical shape is very important to me. I generally stick to a high protein diet.
I love to read. I compulsively collect music via Soulseek. I travel whenever I can. I love New Orleans. I'm obsessed with classic jazz and ragtime music.
Former travels: Costa Rica, New Orleans, Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Hawaii, The Bahamas, Mexico, and tons of American cities and states.
I also help Big Cricket Farms, a startup based out of Youngstown, Ohio. We raise crickets as a protein source for human consumption.
I do this all while professionally trolling Mark Cuban.
Also, analyzing and relating to people, making coffee, cooking/baking, making people laugh, making fun of people without them realizing it..
And I hate it when dudes tell me I should smile or ask why I'm not smiling. Don't be one of them, please. Or when people tell me to show teeth. That's just not my natural way of smiling. Whenever I smile for no apparent reason, everyone around me thinks they're going to be attacked in some way within a matter of seconds.
Movies: American Psycho, A Love Song for Bobby Long, The Big Lebowski, Ghost World, Goodfellas, Kill Bill, Boondock Saints, Amelie, Django Unchained, Dirty Work, Nymphomaniac, Interstellar
TV: Arrested Development, Boardwalk Empire, Orange is the New Black, Sopranos, Game of Thrones, Treme, 30 Rock, House of Cards, 2 Broke Girls, Homeland, Fargo, Orphan Black, Rita, Masters of Sex
Basically, anything directed by Woody Allen, Mary Harron, Martin Scorcese, Spike Lee, David Fincher, Sam Mendes, and Tarantino. Also, Leo, Daniel Day-Lewis, Edward Norton, Scarlett Johansson, Christoph Waltz, sad bastard John Cusack movies, Robert DeNiro and Christian Bale are amazing.
Food: French & Indian cooking and home cooked meals, in general. I love trying new restaurants. I'm always up for something I haven't tried before. I love Vietnamese, too. Icelandic food was shockingly delicious.
2. My kinks
4. Electrolyte-infused water
6. Generic utility item
I have Postural Orthostatic Tachychardia Syndrome (POTS) and Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS) type III.
I have stairs in my house.
My profile is booby trapped with certain lines that help me weed people out. Make generic, lame comments via a first message at your own risk.
You don't have a Madonna/whore complex.
You wanna go somewhere awesome and probably almost die.