Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've lived in CO for 9 years and I just moved to Denver! I work a
mix of days and nights and I would way rather go to the hot springs
with you than hike a 14er.
I'm a silly guy. I like to laugh and will. Often. I think that just
about everything can be funny. It doesn't always make me
I love being outside but don't really considered myself
I have a curious mind and love to learn about new things.
What I'm really trying to say is that if we go on a date I'll be
nice and even if I tease you a little I'm only flirting and I
definitely WILL NOT chop you up into little pieces. Don't act like
it didn't cross your mind or that I'm crazy for suggesting the
possibility. The Internet is a weird place.
(PS, that's not my kid.)
Let's talk about you for a second...
Open mindedness is essential, as is a general sense of social
justice. Words have meaning so if you use ones like "retarded" or
"gay" to describe things you don't like this isn't going to be a
I find human sexuality very interesting and you should too. I'm not
suggesting we discuss our bedroom preferences right out of the gate
but hey, we're both adults and if you don't have a healthy interest
in what makes the world go round we'll be better friends than
Politics - it's about liberty. If you want to tell someone what to
do with their body kindly find a shirtless bathroom selfie bro to
message with. I'm not your guy. Also, big business and politics are
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been in the restaurant biz for 15 years and actively pursuing
positive exit strategies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving a damn and making tacos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard and my laugh. I'm not typically a shy man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mostly like funny stuff to read and watch.
Christopher Moore is my favorite author. Second favorite would be
George R. R. Martin. I've been reading those books since way before
the show came out. Major fan boy. There's also this book called
"Blade of Tyshalle" that I've read about 15 times in as many
My musical tastes are all over the place, I like my bluegrass
soulful, my rap southern and my techno downbeat. Female vocalists
make my knees weak. Best show I've ever been to was The Avett
Brothers at Red Rocks summer 2012.
TV - pretty much whatever is good on netflix or hulu. I'm a sucker
for cop dramas that don't suck. I miss the old Law &
My favorite movies are probably Office Space and Sin City.
I'm a certified beer professional.
I love to cook and try new foods (except for weird seafood and
sweetbreads) and I've been playing with a gluten and dairy free
diet (like 90% 6 days a week) that's been both rewarding and
surprisingly delicious. I make a badass kale shake! Send me a
message for the secret ingredient.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to choose to read this as "six things you prioritize over
others in your life that bring you joy"
a satisfying job
time with loved ones
yoga (okay, it's just stretching while I listen to Loveline but
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world and my role in it. The future and what it'll hold and how
I want to get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be anywhere from working at the restaurant or home in front
of the grill (year round). Maybe drinks or movies or cards after. I
like to go out but I'm not a barfly by any means.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the stupidest phobia on the planet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're nice, funny and are intent on making the world better by
having been in it, in a couple of big and a lot of little
If you like the idea of sharing some laughs over a drink or some
You understand that I will want to snuggle with you the first time
we watch a movie together at my place. (That's not a euphamism,
Internet. Get your mind out of the gutter.)
You want to teach me yoga.
You want me to teach you how to shoot.
Bonus points if you work with children or food service people.
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