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pensive-charmer

30 M Westminster, CO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've lived in CO for 9 years and I just moved to Denver! I work a mix of days and nights and I would way rather go to the hot springs with you than hike a 14er.

I'm a silly guy. I like to laugh and will. Often. I think that just about everything can be funny. It doesn't always make me popular.

I love being outside but don't really considered myself "outdoorsy".

I have a curious mind and love to learn about new things.

What I'm really trying to say is that if we go on a date I'll be nice and even if I tease you a little I'm only flirting and I definitely WILL NOT chop you up into little pieces. Don't act like it didn't cross your mind or that I'm crazy for suggesting the possibility. The Internet is a weird place.

(PS, that's not my kid.)

Let's talk about you for a second...

Open mindedness is essential, as is a general sense of social justice. Words have meaning so if you use ones like "retarded" or "gay" to describe things you don't like this isn't going to be a good fit.

I find human sexuality very interesting and you should too. I'm not suggesting we discuss our bedroom preferences right out of the gate but hey, we're both adults and if you don't have a healthy interest in what makes the world go round we'll be better friends than partners.

Food is so important to me. I've become exponentially healthier in the last two years by changing my diet and you should be open to trying delicious healthy things with me. I will also occasionally drench my dishes in butter and or cheese (unless you're allergic then it's olive oil) so be prepared.

Politics - it's about liberty. If you want to tell someone what to do with their body kindly find a shirtless bathroom selfie bro to message with. I'm not your guy. Also, big business and politics are the devil. We should have less money in politics. Check out represent.us or YouTube "honoryouroath" to see what gets my political juices flowing.

Personal growth: I'm 30. I'm sick of treading water. I'm not where I want to be and I'm okay with that but I will always push myself to be sounder of mind and body than I currently am and want a woman who feels the same.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work: I'm a restaurant operator. Questions? Just ask. I'll talk more about it than you want me to.

I am really excited to learn about becoming as self-sufficient as possible. My gardening skills are not as strong as my business skills but damn I'm learning and I'm ready to have an indoor veggie garden this winter to I can just pick stuff for dinner.

I'm new to town and looking to explore! Want to show me something cool and dog friendly then just message and we'll make it happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving a damn and making tacos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard and my laugh. I'm not typically a shy man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mostly like funny stuff to read and watch.

Christopher Moore is my favorite author. Second favorite would be George R. R. Martin. I've been reading those books since way before the show came out. Major fan boy. There's also this book called "Blade of Tyshalle" that I've read about 15 times in as many years.

My musical tastes are all over the place, I like my bluegrass soulful, my rap southern and my techno downbeat. Female vocalists make my knees weak. Best show I've ever been to was The Avett Brothers at Red Rocks summer 2012.

TV - pretty much whatever is good on netflix or hulu. I'm a sucker for cop dramas that don't suck. I miss the old Law & Order.

My favorite movies are probably Office Space and Sin City.

I'm a certified beer professional.

I love to cook and try new foods (except for weird seafood and sweetbreads) and I've been playing with a gluten and dairy free diet (like 90% 6 days a week) that's been both rewarding and surprisingly delicious. I make a badass kale shake! Send me a message for the secret ingredient.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to choose to read this as "six things you prioritize over others in your life that bring you joy"

my dog
music
a satisfying job
shenanigans
time with loved ones
yoga (okay, it's just stretching while I listen to Loveline but still)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world and my role in it. The future and what it'll hold and how I want to get there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be anywhere from working at the restaurant or home in front of the grill (year round). Maybe drinks or movies or cards after. I like to go out but I'm not a barfly by any means.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the stupidest phobia on the planet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're nice, funny and are intent on making the world better by having been in it, in a couple of big and a lot of little ways.

If you like the idea of sharing some laughs over a drink or some coffee.

You understand that I will want to snuggle with you the first time we watch a movie together at my place. (That's not a euphamism, Internet. Get your mind out of the gutter.)

You want to teach me yoga.

You want me to teach you how to shoot.

Bonus points if you work with children or food service people.