I'm a silly guy. I like to laugh but I know when to be serious. Maybe silly isn't the right word. More like deeply sarcastic with a penchant for enjoying seeing absurdities.
What I'm really trying to say is that if we go on a date I'll be nice and even if I tease you a little I'm only flirting and I definitely WILL NOT chop you up into little pieces. Don't act like it didn't cross your mind or that I'm crazy for suggesting the possibility. The Internet is a weird place.
(PS, that's not my kid.)
Christopher Moore is my favorite author. Second favorite would be George R. R. Martin. I've been reading those books since way before the show came out. Major fan boy. There's also this book called "Blade of Tyshalle" that I've read about 15 times in as many years.
My musical tastes are all over the place, I like my bluegrass soulful, my rap southern and my techno downbeat. Female vocalists make my knees weak. Best show I've ever been to was The Avett Brothers at Red Rocks summer 2012.
a satisfying job
time with loved ones
cooking good food with people I care about
If you like the idea of sharing some laughs over a drink or some coffee.
You want to teach me yoga.
Bonus points if you work with children or food service people.