Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
At first I was going to join Match.com...but then realized if my
soulmate did exist, she would be cheap as I am. Basically, I'm
looking for an equal. A partner in crime, like Batman and Robin.
No, Robin sort of sucks. Like Holmes and Watson. Like Mulder and
Scully. It should be us against the world. Not against each other.
Come see me after class if you still don't get this concept.
I am a Civil and Environmental Engineer out of UCLA.
I can't walk across the living room without doing a little jive. I
sing in the mornings. I carry heat when it's cold outside. I make
shifting noises when I drive. The grown man you watched dodging
bullets behind doug firs in the tree lot last christmas was most
certainly me. I pretend my "Off A/C" button is my NOS.
Inner Peace: I'm a coffee drinking, recycling, clothespin solar
drying, energy saving hippie. Minus the hippie part.
Inner Nerd: I enjoy Starcraft, Zombies, Physics, Blink 182, Super
Smash Brothers, all things space, and sober philosophical
I'm extremely difficult to offend. And I think I'm hilarious.
Unfortunately, I'm the only one.
I live my life with optimism.
There is no one I identify more with than Kramer of Seinfeld.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding responsibilities. Playing pretend. I'm a sparkling
I longboard when the road is smooth enough, though my board never
seems to be with me when I find the perfect asphalt.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My best friend says it's my caustic wit. I'm sure he meant it as a
I had the Bieber cut before it was a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not going to name drop to impress, but here's what I'm working
Movies: Children of Men is my favorite movie of all time. It is a
work of art that is unparalleled to date, and makes long takes in
other films look amateurish. Alfonso Cuarón creates a perfectly
believable world-gone-to-shit and grabs me up in it every
Here are some other favorite movies of mine:
Warrior, American Beauty, The Departed, Remember The Titans, There
Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hero, (500)
Days of Summer...(too many more to list)
Books: Ender's Game, House of Leaves, Dune...
Video Games: Smash Bros, Starcraft, Dota, and just about anything
real time strategy.
Shows: New Girl, Modern Family, Archer, Parks and Rec
Music: This could go on forever, but here are a few: Lostprophets,
Reel Big Fish, Blink 182, Sublime, Older RHCP.
Food: How can you love anything short of everything?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cross-legged in the living room playing Harry Potter Scene It by
myself. And WINNING.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A buddy and I once noticed a strangely colored tree on a hillside
from across a valley. It was only logical to return the next day
with a shovel and pick to dig around for buried treasure.
I sling crack on the weekends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm a sucker for dimples, piano hands, good hair, a million dollar
vocabulary, psychologists, starving artists, penniless rockstars,
nerds, and lefties. Polite people make my heart melt. Witty people
make my heart beat. I love a good banter. I adore people that have
a genuine zest for life.
Actually, I am humble enough to admit I don't know what to look for
in an okcupiteer. But we could probably kick it if:
-Your perfect night involves drooling from laughter.
-You don't believe in gender roles.
-You are a genuinely good person.
-You appreciate a good hug.
-You love trying to decipher the world.
-You enjoy intellectually stimulating conversations.
-You love being mentally challenged.
-You laughed motherfucking hard at that last sentence.
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