Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am all that and a bag of chips.
All other men on this site pale in comparison to me.
I once lifted this entire website over my head (and quickly set it
back down) something I think you will not find in other mens
self-summaries *nods knowingly*
I won't say that I have ever single handedly saved the entire
world; I'd like to point out that it is, still here. *wink*
I make puppies cuter, semi-sweet chocolate sweeter and wine
I can operate a cassette deck, a selectavision box and have been
known to find treasure while merely enjoying a box of cracker
You don't have to contact me right at this very moment.
Some other lady already has.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well what I'm NOT doing is hanging around the internet waiting with
bated breath, hoping to find someone to share laughter, ice cream
and the joy of world domination with.
Okay, I am doing that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything all the other men on this site are good at except better
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have a diggy hanging from my nose, my fly is open and there
is a big mustard stain on the corner of my mouth, but they never
say anything and simply let me keep talking as if all were normal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
That manamana song! It really sums up my philosophy about life. I
even have "a routine" my best friend and I perform to the
Dodt do da do do, everyone, dodt do do do. *wipes tear from corner
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) 78.09% nitrogen
2) 20.95% oxygen
3) 0.93% argon
4) 0.039% carbon dioxide
5) 1.0% water vapor
6) and dark chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who Casper was before he became a ghost and why he's not seeking
revenge for his untimely death. What motivates self-starting screws
and why all other screw are not that way. Why Anakin doesn't
recognise the first C3po unit he ever built as a little boy when he
walks past it onboard the ambassadors ship.
Whether one could fill a swimming pool with dry ice, let it melt
and then go swimming without getting wet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting ninja-pirates (one at a time obviously).
Saving orphans from burning buildings.
Curing terminal diseases by staring into the eyes of the sick with
a sincerity no microbe or virus can withstand.
bring about world peace,
You should message me if
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You are NOT Commisioner Gordon!
For crying out loud Gordon; I gave you a friggin light you can
contact me with.
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