Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Poly, currently in a long distance relationship with my gorgeous
partner. I'm going to get the list of "please no's" out of the way
now. Think of them like the "do not attempt to stop chainsaw with
hands or genitals" warning label - obvious, but sadly still
Please no "poly until serious", "don't ask don't tell" or "poly
means I can cheat on my significant other, yes?".
Please no racism, misogyny, hetero-sexism, trans phobia or queer
Please no people who think privilege and rape culture are just
things that feminists made up because they hate men.
Now that we have that out of the way...
Still here? Like vegan, vegetarian and sugar free food? Like the
outdoors and camping? Like festivals? These are lovely things, that
people might eat/do. Perhaps we should eat/do one of these things
P.S Preferred pronouns are she/her. You can learn more about
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished setting up my own business which has kept me
Going camping/to festivals/seeing friends when I can.
Into meditation, out of practice at the moment but meditate at
least a couple of times a week.
Trying super hard to be a kind person, because it makes me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I would say organising things, but only very specific things like
my work or time management.
I asked my partner and the (family friendly skill that I was
willing to post on ok cupid) was "being non judgemental" -
apparently this is a skill, and I possess it. Hooray!
Gardening - I have my own aquaponics system and tiny little herb
garden. To be fair, so far I have only actually harvested one
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am very short. Also my teeth are ridiculously straight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Game of Thrones, Tipping the Velvet, The Maxx, Eternal Sunshine of
a Spotless Mind, Run Lola Run, Rage in Placid Lake, Psycho Beach
Party. The list is endless!
1984, The Dark Tower Series, Quiet, Freakanomics, The Black
Oh, food! I made banana and zucchini bread the other day. I
declared it to be delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My toothbrush, chicknuts, my food processor, my fluffy dressing
gown, my wonderful sneakers from vegas... you know I can't actually
think of a 6th thing. I think if I had all of those things in a bag
and it was warm day, I would be happy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Feminism and queer theory. I am just so far down the queer feminist
rabbit hole I am never finding my way out. It's pretty great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home with partner/friends, at a party, maybe at a burlesque
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a human being just like everybody else.
You should message me if
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You are a nice person and you might be going to festivals, camping,
up for a meal or hang outs somewhere fun
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