Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Big believer in radical honesty. The bad news is I will tell you if
you have parsley in your teeth. The good news is I am a fairly nice
person so most of the time my radical honesty is "my, you are
looking fabulous today!"
Poly, currently living with my gorgeous partner. I'm going to get
the list of "please no's" out of the way now -
Please no "poly until serious", "don't ask don't tell" or "poly
means I can cheat on my significant other, yes?".
Please no hetero-sexism, trans phobia or queer phobia.
Please no people who think privilege and rape culture are just
things that feminists made up because they hate men.
It's not all bad, I have some "yes pleases" too -
Like vegan, vegetarian and sugar free food? Yes please!
Like the outdoors and camping? Yes please!
Like festivals? Yes yes yes! Hooray festivals!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished setting up my own business which has kept me
Going camping/to festivals/seeing friends when I can.
Have a life goal of setting up a commune of some sort that I am
slowly inching my way towards.
Into meditation, out of practice at the moment but meditate at
least a couple of times a week.
Trying super hard to be a kind person, because it makes me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I would say organising things, but only very specific things like
my work or time management.
I asked my partner and the (family friendly skill that I was
willing to post on ok cupid) was "being non judgemental" -
apparently this is a skill, and I possess it. Hooray!
Gardening - I have my own aquaponics system and tiny little herb
garden. To be fair, so far I have only actually harvested one
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My winning smile and my ability to give a running commentary on
everything I am thinking
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Game of Thrones, Tipping the Velvet, The Maxx, Eternal Sunshine of
a Spotless Mind, Run Lola Run, Rage in Placid Lake, Psycho Beach
Party. The list is endless!
1984, The Dark Tower Series, Quiet, Freakanomics, The Black
Oh, food! I made banana and zucchini bread the other day. I
declared it to be delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My toothbrush, chicknuts, my food processor, my fluffy dressing
gown, my wonderful sneakers from vegas... you know I can't actually
think of a 6th thing. I think if I had all of those things in a bag
and it was warm day, I would be happy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Deep and meaningful things like the state of the world and feminist
stuff, interspersed with nonsensical junk my mind thinks is really
important, like every single Simpsons quote ever.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home with partner/friends, at a party, maybe at a burlesque
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a human being just like everybody else.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a nice person and you might be going to festivals or be in
newtown and want to hang out.
Who are you looking for?
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