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26 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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10 things I like/10 things I don't like. Try and figure out which is which! Fun! Maybe...Probably not. But, fun! (they should get harder to decipher as the numerals increase...)

1. Music (loud and abrasive or soft and tender...opposites attract, right?)
2. Road-trips (anywhere, all the time)
3. Facial hair
(...the first 3 were a warm-up, ok!)
4. Republicans
5. Cheap beer
6. That movie with that girl that everyone really likes and I don't know her name and don't care...
7. Olives
8. Clothing, generally... (or more specifically, shopping...)
9. My mother
10. Things that are disintegrating
11. Coca-Cola (preferably of the Mexican variety)
12. People who can't remember things
13. Penguins
14. Cassettes (you know...those tiny bricks people listened to music on in 80's and 90's)
15. New York City
16. Christmas/the month of December
17. The sound of people chewing
18. Heat (aka...high temperatures)
19. Baseball
20. Lemonheads (the candy)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at Northwestern researching a topic that most people never knew/didn't care to know existed. Playing/writing music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Probably nothing. Maybe something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Facila hair. Hair on the top of my head. Craniofacial construction. I, to a surprising extent, receive compliments from strangers regarding these 3 things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This section is truly a work in progress...

Music: Ampere, Aphex Twin, The Appleseed Cast, At the Drive-In, The Bad Plus, Battles, The Books, Broken Social Scene, Cap'n Jazz, Colossal, Converge, Destroyer, Dj Shadow, Django Reinhardt, Do Make Say Think, Don Caballero, Explosions in the Sky, Floor, Four Tet, Hella, The Hold Steady, Immortal Technique, James Blake, The Jesus Lizard, Kid Dakota, Maps & Atlases, Piglet, Radiohead, Refused, Russian Circles, Sleep, Titus Andronicus, Torche, The Weakerthans, Why?

Books (Fiction): Underworld (Don Delillo), The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and Kafka on the Shore (Haruki Murakami), Infinite Jest (David Foster Wallace), Bluebeard (Kurt Vonnegut), Anna Karenina (Leo Tolstoy), The Brothers Karamazov (Fyodor Dostoyevsky), and many many more that I cant seem to wrap my brain around right now.

Books (Non-fiction): Anything by Noam Chomsky, anything by Michel Foucault, almost anything by Malcolm Gladwell, The Selfish Gene (Richard Dawkins), The History of Western Philosophy (Bertrand Russell), Neurophilosophy (Patricia Churchland)

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Schindler's List, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Usual Suspects, North by Northwest, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Antichrist, The Third Man, Rashomon, Amadeus, Oldboy, Up, The Seventh Seal, Yojimbo, Blade Runner, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Annie Hall, Trainspotting, The Graduate, Good Will Hunting, 8 and a 1/2, Manhattan

Directors: Coen Brothers, Kubrick, Kurosawa, Bergman, Allen, Tarantino, Fincher, Malick, Herzog, Von Trier, Eastwood

Tv Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, The Wire, Party Down, Louie, Workaholics, Boardwalk Empire, Battlestar Galactica
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen
2. Water
3. Hands/fingers
4. Ears
5. Music
6. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past, the present, and the future (mostly, the ways in which one has led to the other, and will continue to). Optogenetics. Space (not outer space, but the philosophical and physical human conceptions of space). Matter. Sound. People, why they choose to act, or not act, in certain ways. How to turn my brain off for a second...Way too many other things to list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Good question...
You should message me if
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You know who said this/can appreciate its relevancy:

"How I don't know what I should do, with my hands when I talk to you. How you don't know where you should look, so you look at my hands..."


You can follow/appreciate this:

1. People who don't know each other talk about things they both like/are interested in.
2. These people decide to meet/talk about similarities in person.
3. (If) their real-world interaction goes well, one or both are interested in meeting again.
4. (If) they continue to enjoy their real-world interactions, their relationship progresses accordingly.

Not to be inconsiderate or crass, but I have friends. They are pretty cool. I enjoy spending time with them, and actively seek out their presence in my life.

That being said, I am here, now, writing these silly words, with the hope that someone out there might understand them and might also be looking for something/someone that can exist, for them, in a place outside of common conception.

If you think you get what I am saying, please let me know.