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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 6:59am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Searching for decent-semi intelligent-goofy conversation, online friends or meeting up if you're near by...

Like every other boy on this site, I play guitar, and I have traveled to other countries. whooptydoo.

I like learning, writing, making fun of people, caffeine, poking the bear, getting reactions out of people, wandering the city, discovering new places, riding the city bus just for something to do, cafes, art galleries, complaining, people watching.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I really have no idea, and that`s why it`s so exciting.

Just published my 2nd book and trying to piece together a 3rd.

Living a minimalist lifestyle, seeking a new adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bugging people,
goofing around,
sweet revenge,
making coffee come out your nose,
making it look like I am busy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
de donde eres?!?!

"I thought you'd be taller"

holy fux, you look like a different person when you shave!

all of which I`ve grown to be comfortable with, and own it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Canadian avant garde poetry, Oliver Sacks, Albert Camus, Stephen Pinker, George Orwell, Hermann Hesse, Alain de Botton, Roger-Pol Droit

Jingle Cats, Earth, Mogwai, Tim Hecker, Mono, set fire to flames, godspeedyoublackemporer, dalek, Harry Belafonte, Leo Brouwer, Reggie Watts, Wesley Willis, Grails

Documentaries, Gus Van Sant, Harmonie Korine, Marvel Films, Star Wars

TV: (netflicks?) Banshee, Shameless, Breaking Bad, Lillyhammer, Ted Talks, Infomercials for Slap Chop at 3am. Wok with Yann, Speed Racer, The Mighty Hercules

Gluten free, rice,pho, thai, jamaican, peruvian!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
some alone time
a clean pair of ginch

I`ll save the 6th for later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to not spend so much time thinking.

if we have no life goals and we do nothing all day, are we successful ??

can I eat this or have sex with it ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually, I like to spend Friday nights in:

sometimes I`m hunched over a bowl of pho, or staring out the window of a cafe, spacing out or with my face in a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to be direct, if I think I'll like you I'm going to ask to meet up for coffee or hangout. Not really into endless messages or small talk. It's best to get to know someone in person.

I use girly soap.

anything else dries the hell out of my skin.

...wanna fight about it?
You should message me if
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you probably shouldn't, I'm bad news.