I'm not going to give away too much. I don't have many dull moments. I will impersonate you. I will be nice to you. I might make you waffles. I will kick your ass at tennis.

I work in branding. I live in Williamsburg. I brunch frequently. I just got a new bike I could tell you all about. I'll play guitar for you if properly prodded. I have a modest collection of "fine" wine that makes me feel more sophisticated. I have good teeth, breath and hair :D

Wisecracks. Finding things. Whims. Taking words out of your mouth.

Besides my height and impeccable style? I eat slowly, walk fast, bike (much) faster, am uncensored, unfazed, extra-dry humored, egregiously sarcastic and smell nice.

Anything Monty Python, Dumb & Dumber, Modern Times, Coming to America, The Red Balloon, Batman, American Pie series, Sleeper, The Fighter, Bond films

(please insert: Breaking bad, Parks and Rec, Community, The Office, HIMYM, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Simpsons, South Park) Also, Trailer Park Boys, Summer Heights High, In Living Color, Little Britain, Top Gear, Pawn Stars, Tennis Channel, NFL Redzone, Dog Whisperer, Tosh.0, Colbert

Older: Dylan, Neil, Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Skip James, JJ Cale, Fleetwood Mac, Joni Mitchell, Jeff Buckley, Van Morrison, The Band, Sinatra, Tom Waits, John Martyn, Nick Drake, David Byrne, Rolling Stones, Chopin, Toots and the Maytals, Bob Marley, Fats Domino, Bonnie Raitt, MJ, anything Motown, Doris Day, Ella, Paul Robeson

Newer: Tallest Man on Earth, Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Kavinsky, Fiona Apple, Adele, Mos Def, Sufjan Stevens, Ray Lamontagne, Juvenile, DMX, Kanye, Nelly, etc

Corned beef, sashimi, crustaceans, bacon, steak, burgers, arugula, balsamic vinaigrette, pesto, brussels sprouts, pickles, blue cheeses, chopped liver, whitefish, bluefish, redfish, youfish, striped bass, guacamole, hummus, hot dog/wurst & sauerkraut, dijon mustard, granola, pistachios, pomegranates, blue chips, artichokes, Haribo twin cherries, Milky Ways, mint chocolate chip ice cream, apple pie, flourless chocolate cake...mmmm

A sense of independence, close friends & family, my bike, tennis racquets, guitars, nice pillows & sheets, good headphones, a camera

Thinking—mine and others'.

Out and about with friends. Not getting enough sleep. Eating awesome food. Being 25.

I shower totally naked.

You're a good driver. You think romantic love is as much physical as it is mental. You don't shy away from good food. You're in the conversation. You're smiley. You're confident, independent, you at least try to dance and smell nice.