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perfectwaffles

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to give away too much. I don't have many dull moments. I will impersonate you. I will be nice to you. I might make you waffles. I will kick your ass at tennis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm my own boss. I live in Williamsburg. I brunch frequently. I just got a new bike I could tell you all about. I'll play guitar for you if properly prodded. I have a modest collection of "fine" wine that makes me feel more sophisticated. I have good teeth, breath and hair :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dog spotting. Wisecracks. Finding things. Whims. Taking words out of your mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Besides my height and impeccable style? I eat slowly, walk fast, bike (much) faster, am uncensored, unfazed, extra-dry humored, egregiously sarcastic and smell nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Monty Python, Dumb & Dumber, Modern Times, Coming to America, The Red Balloon, Batman, American Pie series, Sleeper, The Fighter, Bond films

(please insert: Breaking bad, Parks and Rec, Community, The Office, HIMYM, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Simpsons, South Park) Also, Trailer Park Boys, Summer Heights High, In Living Color, Little Britain, Top Gear, Pawn Stars, Tennis Channel, NFL Redzone, Dog Whisperer, Tosh.0, Colbert

Older: Dylan, Neil, Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Skip James, JJ Cale, Fleetwood Mac, Joni Mitchell, Jeff Buckley, Van Morrison, The Band, Sinatra, Tom Waits, John Martyn, Nick Drake, David Byrne, Rolling Stones, Chopin, Toots and the Maytals, Bob Marley, Fats Domino, Bonnie Raitt, MJ, anything Motown, Doris Day, Ella, Paul Robeson

Newer: Tallest Man on Earth, Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Arcade Fire, Kavinsky, Fiona Apple, Adele, Mos Def, Sufjan Stevens, Ray Lamontagne, Juvenile, DMX, Kanye, Nelly, etc

Corned beef, sashimi, crustaceans, bacon, steak, burgers, arugula, balsamic vinaigrette, pesto, brussels sprouts, pickles, blue cheeses, chopped liver, whitefish, bluefish, redfish, youfish, striped bass, guacamole, hummus, hot dog/wurst & sauerkraut, dijon mustard, granola, pistachios, pomegranates, blue chips, artichokes, Haribo twin cherries, Milky Ways, mint chocolate chip ice cream, apple pie, flourless chocolate cake...mmmm
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of independence, close friends & family, my bike, tennis racquets, guitars, nice pillows & sheets, good headphones, a camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking—mine and others'.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about with friends. Eating awesome food. Being 26.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shower totally naked.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a good driver. You like the rain. You think romantic love is as much physical as it is mental. You don't shy away from good food. You're in the conversation. You're smiley. You're confident, independent, you at least try to dance and smell nice.