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perplexes_

30 M Berkeley, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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perplexes_ (born July 22, 1984) is an American DJ, music producer, software engineer, and entrepreneur. He is the Managing Partner of SuperAwesome Industries, Inc, the first American zaibatsu. He has been the CEO of Time Machines Eventually, LLC and Managing Editor of Cupcakes or Mustaches or Bacon. He owns the record label MC2.
What I’m doing with my life
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Career

perplexes_ began his career violently[1], exposing the world to patterns in superficiality through his use of the Valsalva Maneuver to bring stability to his spine while lifting heavy[2].

He was recognized as a pioneer in hastily recorded just-waking experimental music by Time's Mostly Okay Music On Soundcloud You Can't Miss[3].

On October 17, 2014, his "What I'm doing with my life" portion of his okcupid account went triple-platinum[4].

He currently resides in Berkeley, CA with his marbles and wine. Attempts by the press have, so far, have garnered no response. Theories abound about his disappearance in social media[5].
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy

Among perplexes_' many works, Why I Did That Thing is celebrated[6] and cited most by scholars[7] at the beginning of the field of post-postmodern post-irony.

His treatise Ya Gon Get Sum is widely regarded as the finest summation of Deleuze and Guattari's A Thousand Plateaus as applied to classical quantum mechanics as applied to the human prefrontal cortex as applied to outcome precognition in throwing dice.
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