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30 • Berkeley, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Feb 12
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body type
- Strictly other
- Buddhism, and laughing about it
- Dropped out of space camp
- Open relationship
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
perplexes_ began his career violently, exposing the world to patterns in superficiality through his use of the Valsalva Maneuver to bring stability to his spine while lifting heavy.
He was recognized as a pioneer in hastily recorded just-waking experimental music by Time's Mostly Okay Music On Soundcloud You Can't Miss.
On October 17, 2014, his "What I'm doing with my life" portion of his okcupid account went triple-platinum.
He currently resides in Berkeley, CA with his marbles and wine. Attempts by the press have, so far, have garnered no response. Theories abound about his disappearance in social media.
Among perplexes_' many works, Why I Did That Thing is celebrated and cited most by scholars at the beginning of the field of post-postmodern post-irony.
His treatise Ya Gon Get Sum is widely regarded as the finest summation of Deleuze and Guattari's A Thousand Plateaus as applied to classical quantum mechanics as applied to the human prefrontal cortex as applied to outcome precognition in throwing dice.
perplexes_ is currently accepting offers of time in discrete one to three hour blocks of eroticism.
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