You still with me?
Alright. I need your complete and undivided attention for this next part, because it's really important and really off-putting, up with which you may or may not put!
So if you're into robots or zombies, I'm sorry. I mean, I'm not really sorry since I didn't do anything wrong, you know! It's not like I can just up and get all those cybernetic implants. They cost money. And your soul. So just, don't even go there, okay?
ON WITH THE SHOW
I'm a recent initiate to San Francisco. Show me around.
You can't put me in a box - I'm charming, egotistical with a passion for DJing, sewing, programming, and oxford commas. Sarcasm comes naturally to me, as does being as direct as possible. My whole being depends on context.
I have been called a walking contradiction. I meditate then listen to loud music all night; I watch every kind of movie you could imagine, then swear off TV and bury my head in books for months. I create, destroy and modify.
I am loud, energetic and borderline crazy. You'll know you've reached my sweet side in the silent moments, taking in the sunrise and the crisp salty air. I have shoe, tie and hat collections, a playstation I don't play, an incense holder overflowing with ash and I love lists of threes.
Three is a magic number.