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perry_411

30 M Rockton, IL

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English

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What I’m doing with my life
Having funny thoughts and writing them down. Example, on a recent road trip I was thinking. "I love seeing the country, driving a truck around would be entertaining. I imagine in the future those trucks will be driven by robots. I would only be there to make sure the robot doesn't become self-aware, and tell it about the rabbits before I saved humanity from a robot overlord, did I say overlord, I meant protector.

I just get these thoughts and have to spit them out.
I’m really good at
Comedy. You have not met someone as funny as me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I spend a great deal of time listening to Star Talk radio and reading various particle physics theories. I do not understand the math, but do enjoy the material.
The six things I could never do without
Internet
My weights
A toilet
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for someone to spend my time with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shave my butthole, and so should you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to go do something. Be it a bar, museum, play, or comedy show.