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perry_411

30 M Rockton, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Having funny thoughts and writing them down. Example, on a recent road trip I was thinking. "I love seeing the country, driving a truck around would be entertaining. I imagine in the future those trucks will be driven by robots. I would only be there to make sure the robot doesn't become self-aware, and tell it about the rabbits before I saved humanity from a robot overlord, did I say overlord, I meant protector.

I just get these thoughts and have to spit them out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Comedy. You have not met someone as funny as me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My schway sexy body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I spend a great deal of time listening to Star Talk radio and reading various particle physics theories. I do not understand the math, but do enjoy the material.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet
My weights
A toilet
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for someone to spend my time with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shave my butthole, and so should you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You want to go do something. Be it a bar, museum, play, or comedy show.