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pervert_bitch

30 Lima, Peru Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First thing about me? I am a geek. I geek about Harry Potter books (specially about Severus Snape), Comic-book characters (lately related to Marvel Movie Universe), Sci-fi and Fantasy movies and TV series, Anime, The Big Bang Theory, and kid shows like My Little Pony or Adventure Time.

Besides that, I am into slash (or yaoi if you want to relate it to my anime liking), which means I get off by watching/reading about hot guys doing it with each other. But don't let that confuse you, since I am completely straight. Also I am a bit of a voyeur.

So, why the name "pervert bitch"? It started long ago in my freshman year in San Marcos university (the oldest univeristy in the Americas). We were a bunch of friends with weird nicknames... in those early days I was called "gran kete". But then, between the then called "gran toto" and me came the name "bitches". It would be an "girl group" ala spice girls when each "Bitch" would get a special moniker (as in baby spice, posh spice, etcetera). So since I was considered a perverted little weasel even back then, I was called "Pervert Bitch". Other bitches include such names as "Biggest Bitch" "Autistic Bitch, etcetera. And we became known between friends and foes like "The Bitches". In fact, some people started calling me "Pervert" for short. The name was so ingrained that when I started working in Cine Arte ("Cheapest Bitch" told me about a job opening and I took it), even some of my workmates called me "Pervert Bitch" or "Pervert".

When my internet geekiness grew, many of my nicknames were "Pervert Bitch". It is my username in my deviantart account, in my livejournal account, and in my e-mail at marihuana.com. I thought (and still think) why the hell not, I AM Pervert Bitch. End of Story.

I am sarcastic, obsessive, and imaginative
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Freelancing as a graphic and web designer. And sometimes, when all is rock-bottom, I teach English to children. I also work at a movie web.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing and writing. Or so I tell myself.
Want to watch what I pass for art (mostly fanart though)?
http://pervert-bitch.deviantart.com
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My arse. Or so men around me tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (and other Tolkien works), Discworld. Anything written by Shakespeare, Wilde, Poe and Sade.

I also read comics and manga. Not as much as I wished to, but the ones I do I am also obsessed by.

I love movies with the following actors: Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, Jason Isaacs, Ian Mckellen, Geoffrey Rush, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr, James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman.

The only series I am seriously following is The Bing Bang Theory... and Outlander until it went in a mid-season hiatus, but I also watch The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Agents of SHIELD, Doctor Who and Sherlock. I am starting to watch Gotham too.

I listed to many kinds of music depending on my mood. I can hear classical to celtic, nu metal to pop, disco to electronic, hip hop to classic rock. Etc, etc.

I am very tactile person concerning food. If I don't like the texture of something, I don't eat it. Period.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fanfiction, decent computer with wi-fi, movies, fiction books, and ice-cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life. Also imagining the lives of the many characters that live inside my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In front of my computer. Yup. On the really odd Friday nights, I sometimes have a girls night out... or rather a BITCHES JUST WANNA HAVE FUN night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cannot masturbate successfully, which is obviously frustrating. Maybe I am too lazy or just want instant gratification but it takes so long to even get to feel good and in the end I just got bored and stop. Damn.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like comics, books and movies! And of course if you like what you have just read.