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CrabCakeAddict

35 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a man in my mid-30's living in Baltimore, a great city that I've really come to love over the last decade. Nine to five, I'm basically a glorified mechanic for a company that deals with automated machinery. I travel up and down the east coast for work, installing and repairing industrial equipment. It's a blue collar job, and in a lot of ways I'm a proudly blue collar guy from a blue collar background. But I'm equally a proud, open minded progressive, and beyond my employment I'm a kind and generous guy who is constantly engaging with the world around me intellectually. While my work tends to take me to a lot of boring suburban locations, I enjoy returning home to take advantage of the better things life in Baltimore has to offer and have an interest in wine, cheese, bourbon, art, music, cinema and fine dining, as well as working on my house or spending time with friends barbequing or watching football.

Despite a busy work schedule, most people wouldn't describe me as boring or overly focused on my career. My work leaves me little time to plan dinner or dancing in advance, so whatever I do tends to be spontaneous. I love trying new things and won't back down when challenged with strange foods, new experiences, or spur of the moment adventures. Ideally, I'm hoping to find someone with a similar outlook on life, who is confident with themselves and comfortable with the fact that the amount of free time I have can vary greatly from week to week.

I will admit that my sense of humor can be somewhat caustic or dark, and occasionally makes people uncomfortable. I am a fan of boundary pushing comics like George Carlin or Patton Oswalt . I believe life is way too short to take that kind of stuff seriously, and would hope you would be forgiving, if not feel exactly the same.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a glorified mechanic, I work on computer controlled machines. I work on the road a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cleaning, plus I'm a pretty competent mechanic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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wrist watch, my poor attempt at a beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a science fiction nerd, Star Trek, Blade Runner and Wall-E. I have worked my way through all five of the ice and fire books, which were incredible. I'm in absolute love with Tapas Teatro and the Brewers art. Ill often be found drinking at dougherty's, club chuck, or the i-bar to name a few.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, Oxygen, Gourmet Food, Fermented Corn, Car, Water... In that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
work, amazon.com, fancy meats, cheese, girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully out somewhere fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own more than one star trek themed t-shirt. "Not typically worn in public"
You should message me if
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you should message me if your interested in a relationship with a guy who can fix your computer/CNC router table.