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petitpetitpois

29 F Oxford, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I didn't know what to write about myself so I thought I would copy and paste blurbs which I find funny until I feel particularly narcissistic:

"This is why I am here: I need to do laundry. I don't have any laundry-works in my flat, and the nearest laundry-house charges like £7 a load or some crazy nonsense. I want to do my laundry at your house and bring over some can-o'-drinks and we'll drink and do laundry together, drinking and telling spooky stories.

I just moved here and don't know any people and don't know where anything is. Tell me where things are. Please.

I have a fine, fine girlfriend back in Chicago. She's dreamy, really. I just want you for your washing machine.

Also, I guess: I am looking for some cool jerks with whom to see some shows and eat some food and fart around and stuff. And drink."
What I’m doing with my life
Drinking cider mainly. And frolicking. Spending time with friends, cycling, pilateing, travelling, festivalling, surfing, film watching, cooking and baking, And starting out in my new career which makes me immensely happy.
I’m really good at
Playing guess that smell. Especially in poundland.
The six things I could never do without
-Screen shots of my phone so I can capture the strange things people send me and I can feel less weird
-My job
-My bike
-Jols (like lols but jollier)
-Music
-Cider
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Until about a year ago I didn't know that putting your cutlery together at the end of a meal means you are finished. Why did nobody tell me?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You also instantly stop talking to people who refer to their "gawjus niece".