Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live every week like its Shark Week...infer what you will.
I am a California born and raised girl, who doesn't take myself too
seriously. I am easy going, analytical and kind. I grew up in the
burbs outside of San Fran and enjoyed the comforts of slightly
neurotic over protective, but loving parents who helped to shape me
to become a laid back, left leaning lady.
Definitely independent and driven, and not looking to be doted on
or provided for...hell I will even pay for dinner. I enjoy nights
out, and nights in, and nights where you don't know where you will
end up and sometimes how you got home. I can go dancing and out to
a bar with the best of them but also enjoy theater, museums and
cultural things to see. I am pretty adaptable whether its****ails
and cultured conversation or just having a beer and hanging out. I
am quick witted and will poke fun and tease so if you are easily
offended, take yourself too seriously, or don't understand sarcasm
You get extra points if you understand who Petrarch's Muse
I am Witty, Kind, and Clumsy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a giant contradiction. Sarcastic yet sincere, easily pleased
but complex, a hopeful pessimist, a practical idealist. I burn my
candle at both ends. By day I have the kick ass corporate job that
college taught me I need in order for me to do what I love as a
hobby. During the day I put on my adult clothes and use words such
as "deliverables" and "sync up" and in my free time I spend time
writing (Mostly comedy, I got most of my emo angst out in HS) and
sometimes even performing my stuff. I idolize Tina Fey as an
intelligent witty woman of comedy that doesn't have to trade on the
way she looks to get people to notice her.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a ridiculously diverse taste in music depending on how I am
feeling...sometimes you just need to rock out to Aretha Franklin. I
will usually give anything a listen.
You should message me if
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If a movie and dinner is your A game, I might be washing my hair
that night. Cmon, you shell out money for what most likely is a
mediocre film and stale popcorn and we sit in darkness not saying
anything for 2 hours only so when the lights come up we can make
small talk about how mediocre the movie was.
I appreciate if someone will show me their dorky quirks or
passions. I am not looking for anything pretentious or expensive.
You throwing your money around isn't going to WOW me...I have a
credit card too. This isn't the 70's I don't care what car you
drive or if you buy your t-shirts at Baby Gap so they are really
tight. So make me laugh...that's usually a foot in the door.
If I am choosing, I would probably just go exploring, find some
cool hole in the wall and chat. Something comedy related could be
involved, this way even if the date is as fun as a lobotomy, we can
at least laugh. Laughter is pretty much key
Still pretty new to all of this, so say hi....and dont be creepy
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