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32 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:37am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a mellow guy with a boisterous wit who is trying to maximize fun in all its forms. I've got lots of great friends, I'm confident and opinionated, and I'm pretty close to my immediate family.

At night I actively practice the comedic arts (I am a regular performer in the clubs, bars, and theaters around Philly), and I somehow managed to land a day job where they give me health and dental for making kids happy.

Beer, bacon, basketball, books, my bike, and I play the guitar.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a professional puppeteer. No, seriously. I work in a children's theater and perform puppet shows. It's a great job. I get to be creative every day.

"How the hell did you end up as a puppeteer?" Good question. Glad you asked. My job is a two-sided coin: one side is theater, the other is education.

On the theatrical side I am an owner of a comedic theater company. We have performed weekly improv shows in Old City for the past 9 years.

On the educational side, I used to be a teacher. Education is a passion of mine and now I can pursue it in a unique way.
I’m really good at
I have a high free throw percentage.
The first things people usually notice about me

Currently I'm rocking a beard. When I rock a beard, the beard is usually the first thing that people notice (hmm... "notice" isn't a strong enough term. "Gape at in wonder and awe" would be more accurate).

When I don't rock a beard, I think the first impression I usually give off (or hope I give off) is that I'm friendly and funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love Faulkner, I conquered Infinite Jest, and I'm a big fan of humorous nonfiction like David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell, or Bill Bryson.

Movies: I can get into something ponderous and arty, or I can enjoy a sweet action flick.

Shows: There are too many good shows on right now. I can't follow them all! I love Breaking Bad, the Walking Dead, and Arrested Development. I'm behind on Game of Thrones (so no spoilers). But either The Simpsons seasons 3-9 or the entirety of The Wire is probably my favorite TV of all time.

Music: If it's awesome, I like it. I can listen to pretty much anything.

Food: Yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
My family, my guitar, and my laptop, in that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing with my comedy troupe. On a typical Saturday night, however, I'd probably be at a bar, a party, a movie, attending a cultural or social gala for super fancy folks who wear monocles, going to see some music, or hitting Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I save all my hair trimmings in jars.

Just kiddin'. I'm normal.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you are fun, smart, and funny and looking for the same.